They Call Me Anonymous

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Billy Wilde is a man on a mission; mistaken for a Supervillain and imprisoned for three years, he resolves to escape and take revenge on the world. There's just one problem; he doesn't have any superpowers, and he needs to get them; fast. More

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About Samuel Z Jones

There's an argument among Fantasy writers, and readers too, as to whether the rule "Write what you know" applies. I'm firmly of the "Write what you know" school; in my humble opinion, there is as much to be "known" about Fantasy as there is any other genre. My stories feature a lot of sword-fighting, camping and horse-riding, all of which I do indeed know enough about to write on.

If you like my work, please come back to leave a review. Also do track me down on Facebook with feedback; themes you'd like to see more of, what you thought was especially good and what might have been handled better. I like reviews, and I like feedback.


Akurite Empire is a trilogy. While each book is a complete story in its own right, reading all three in sequence will be much more fun than reading one or two in random order.

Romancing The Sword is a quintet (quintology?) set five years prior to the events of Akurite Empire and covering much of the back story. It is a massive epic and intended to be read as such; the story-arcs overlap from one book to another.

Then there are the Sorcha stories... These are Fantasy Erotica, and as such feature much higher sexual content than my other books. They also cross over the plots of other books, presenting a different perspective on events as detailed in the main series.

The Lord Protector is a trilogy picking up directly after Akurite Empire.

Book one of any of these series is a good place to start.

Anonymous & Sifu are comedies, and though they feature the character of Sifu Dansac, both can be enjoyed individually. Sifu's Kung Fu Secrets, despite being written in the style of a demented Chinaman, contains real martial arts. Don't try this stuff, you'll hurt people. It's written in the style of a mad Chinaman so that no one will take it seriously.

I've been writing for about ten years; I have a large back-catalogue that will be presented here as I complete final editing of each book.

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Also in Sifu Dansac's Ninja Society

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Review by: Erin Miller on Aug. 02, 2013 :
Samuel Z. Jones is an author who resides in England. I've written numerous book reviews for him before and the stories I read of his just keep getting wilder, funnier, and sometimes downright evil!
The recent book I have read of his is They Call Me Anonymous. This is a story about a man named Billy Wilde who wrongly gets accused of being an accomplice to his roommate who is an evil supervillian. While in jail, Billy adapts and understandably goes insane and plans a prison break.
Throughout the book, you meet other superheroes and supervillians all with their own personal agendas. It adds an enjoyable psychological level to the story. Another thing I would like to compare this book to would be thinking of the avengers on crack. Throw in a mixture of teenage mutant ninja turtles, the blob, and any other comic thrown together in one book that says fuck you to political correctness.
Of course, I question Samuel Z. Jones sanity at times and now am picturing a 6 foot white man with a bad Chinese accent each time I talk to him. Nevertheless the book gets 8 out of 10 stars and is a good read if you need to laugh. That is if you're not an idiot and understand the jokes contained therein. I read this book pretty fast and it just is really funny and you should read it.
(reviewed within a month of purchase)

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