Horny Old Elf

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When Santa Clause is finished with his annual sleigh ride he gets the chance to unwind with being as naughty as he possibly can - for a full week of full-on sex with all the female elves at the North Pole. While Santa is busy banging the females, the male elves have their week's worth of getting it on - with Mrs. Clause. Trouble is the new Mrs. Clause hasn't been told about this age old tradition. More

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Published by Crescent Suns eBooks
Published: Nov. 05, 2011
Words: 8,720
Language: English
ISBN: 9781465964892
About Whiskey McNaughton

Born on the mountaintops of Tennessee, greatest state in the land of the free, raised in the bars so he knew how to drink, had his first shot of whiskey when he was only three, Whiskey, Whiskey McNaughton, drinking his country dry.

(With apologies to Disney for butchering the words to The Ballad of Davey Crockett)

As old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth.

Old as dirt and twice as nasty.

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Reviews

Review by: meme34 on March 29, 2013 : star star
I usually like Whiskey's stories, but this one emphasized non-consent too much for me to get into it. Definitely a unique twist on the horny Santa theme, though.
(reviewed long after purchase)

Review by: Taabia Dupree on Nov. 10, 2011 : star star star star star
Who knew Santa was getting his "rock" on, after his historical, sleigh ride night.

Here I thought he should be relaxing and getting ready for a Florida vacation. Not so, this Santa lives by the traditions of his forefathers, "BUN FUN" for a week.

Bravo Whiskey, great story!
(reviewed the day of purchase)

Review by: Pj clarke on Nov. 08, 2011 : star star star star
Naughty or nice? When it comes to Whiskey Mcnaughton books I vote for naughty.
I will never look at sitting on Santas' lap the same way again very erotic and sexy
(reviewed within a week of purchase)

Review by: Gwendolyn Cummings on Nov. 07, 2011 : star star star star star
This is by far my favorite book by Whiskey simply because Gwendolyn the little Baker Elfin girl is so sweet and perky and saves Santa. The story was cute, funny, and erotic as in Whiskey tradition. Good job, again Whiskey!
(reviewed within a week of purchase)

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