Health, The Bible & You : Part 5 - Jesus Recommends Carrot Juice

Rated 4.14/5 based on 7 reviews
Food is one of the necessities of life. We need it to keep body and soul together. So what did Jesus have to say about maintaining a healthy diet? A very short satire on Christian self-help books.
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Sex is a wonderful thing, but I find it hard to take it seriously. It has the power to make buffoons of us all. But I like to laugh as much as I like to get off so its a win-win situation over all.

There is nothing so erotic as a spirit of playfulness, and that is what I express through my erotic stories. If you like puns, parodies, slapstick and one-liners with your saucy stories then you may find something here to tickle more than just your funny bone.

I also write about psychology under the name Joe Blow.

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Poppy Goodhead reviewed on Oct. 28, 2017

Great fun! I am going to go peel one of God's holy carrots right away. (Is that right? Perhaps I need to eat more F&V?)
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One Jacked Monkey reviewed on Sep. 25, 2015

Took me a few minutes to read and I was entertained. Worth the price of admission.
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Ian Watson reviewed on Nov. 21, 2013

Read this book. I haven't had this much fun since the rats ate my baby sister!
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Gerty So reviewed on Feb. 12, 2013

I enjoyed this book... It is so funny..... LOL
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JL Devereaux reviewed on Feb. 9, 2013

I wish I could give this ten stars.

I laughed all the way through this short read, and can't tell you which part is the funniest, because the whole thing is so hilarious. The end line is brilliant, and, just when you think it's over and begin to read the end matter, you will find yourself snorting in mirth yet again.
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Ernest Winchester reviewed on Dec. 31, 2012

I think even an atheist could find a chuckle here with this piece. And I agree with Clarissa that it could stand some ‘fattening up.’
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Clarissa White reviewed on Nov. 10, 2011

A cute idea that gave me a giggle. I think that much more can be done with this theme.
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