Taking a road trip means lots of planning and stops along the way. The most important problem to solve is who gets the bedroom in the motor home first. Two separate families becoming one without bickering. Is that possible? Only with the help of incest.
Colbie walked down the steps of the ranch house, glided to her brother, and tilting her head, kissed him lightly. “I’ll follow you and keep an eye on the horse trailer. Drive safe, Luke.” She pointed a finger at him. “And keep your hands off your girlfriend.”
“You should be more worried about Lori attacking me, sis. You know she’s a slut.”
Lori punched Luke’s arm. “I might be a slut, but I’m too young and hot to die on the highway, cowboy.” She turned to Colbie. “I’ll behave. But I bet you’re fucking my brother, Reece, or your son, Houston, before we’re an hour down the road.”
“Nope. I’m driving the motorhome on the first leg.” Colbie grinned. “But I wouldn’t be surprised if Britt drags her dad to the bedroom right after we get on the road.”
“I’d be shocked if the little vixen didn’t.” Lori looked at Britt. “Don’t kill Reece. All us girls need him.”
“Daddy’s a wild stallion. He can handle us, Aunt Lori.”
“Yes, he can.” Lori kissed her son. “Save some bullets for me, Finn.”
“No worries, mom. I have plenty of bullets.”
Luke hugged his daughter. “Don’t wear yourself out, Parker.”
“Like that’ll ever happen, dad. When we change drivers, I want you. Got it?”
“It’s sunrise and we’re wastin’ daylight, guys. We have a twelve-hour drive ahead of us. Let’s get on the road,” Colbie said.
Luke took Lori’s hand, and leading her towards the truck, looked back at Colbie. “I’ll pull over in a couple of hours, sis.”
“Yeah. We’ll need to let Thunder stretch his legs by then. We have to keep Parker’s horse in tip top shape for the rodeo, brother.”
Colbie walked up steps into the luxurious motorhome and, climbing behind the wheel, heard the door close. She glanced over her shoulder and smiled as Britt grabbed Reece and tugged him to the bedroom. Parker grinned at Colbie. “Lucky me. I get my cousin and boyfriend all to myself, hot butt.”
“Bitch. Have your fun with Houston and Finn. But don’t scream too loud, vixen. I need to focus on my driving.”