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I am co-inventor of the flapjack, a volunteer smokejumper, and three-time recipient of the Best Silent Foreign Film award. At the age of nine, I performed a ten-minute piccolo solo at Royal Albert Hall with the Queen in attendance. She later tracked me down and expressed that I had "rocked [her] world." I was the second runner-up to Miss Idaho Potato 2004, successfully completed ninja training at the age of fifteen when I throat-punched a Great White Shark, and have since built a business around my success as a chainsaw ice sculpturess. In my spare time, you can usually find me at my day job as a Times Square mime, or my evening job as lawyer and council to seven of nine United States Supreme Court Justices. I have two cockapoos.