silverscalpel is the currrent pen name of the author. she is a geek at heart, with an old wanderer's soul.
Francis W. Porretto
on Feb. 06, 2012 :
"Apparently men like big breasts only in porn."
You've been dating the wrong men, dear! Anyway, I wanted to pass along a vignette from a friend named Duyen. She's an exceptionally sweet woman who was, shall we say, undersupplied until very recently. A couple of years ago, she had this exchange with her fiance (now her husband):
I took Miss Prejean (Miss USA runner-up Carrie Prejean, who'd had breast augmentation surgery a year or so before her appearance in the pageant) and her renovated rack up with Matt the day before yesterday. My sweetie is a man's man with an acute eye for the female form, so I expected him to have a definite opinion. (Yes, he ogles other women when he's with me, but what man doesn't? Most of them just try to be discreet about it.)
"I don't see a problem with it," he said. "She looks great."
"Is that all that matters?" I said.
"To me? Yeah. To her? You'd have to ask her. I'm not in a position to do that."
"Well, what if you were?" I said.
"I wouldn't ask," he said. "It's got to be a very personal thing."
Now, if that smells of evasion to you, it certainly did to me. It made me do something very naughty. I have no figure to speak of, and I've contemplated "going for alterations" more than once, so I smiled brightly and asked him a question no woman should ever ask her man.
"Well," I said, "what would you think of ME getting a boob job?"
Matt the Macho Gun Guy was immediately transformed into Matt the Hooked Fish. He turned pale, his mouth dropped open, and he made a sound that made me want to check if someone had rammed a broom handle up his ass. He stayed that way until I started laughing and kissed him.
I'm not a very nice person, sometimes.
About a year and a half ago, Duyen went for implants. Apparently, Matt is thrilled. Not that he wasn't thrilled BEFORE her re-upholstering, as he'll tell you at once, but still...!
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