Urknod Army: The Soldier's Manual

Rated 4.67/5 based on 3 reviews
Genuine copy of the soldiers manual, as issued to raw Urknod recruits. Details their bleak remit, the standards they are held to, and gives an overview of their equipment and tactics.

This is the latest edition of the manual and contains an important update on Umperial policy regarding anti-planetary weaponry.
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About Steve Palmer

Steve D Palmer has spent many years working around the Galaxy conducting research for Once Upon a Time Ferret, the true story of how the Universe was saved. He worked alongside J.M. Vastio, acclaimed author of many self-help books, although his work is currently unavailable for legal reasons.

Once Upon a Time Ferret is suitable for children and adults who are smart enough to appreciate a fun ride and is currently exclusively available through Amazon.com and Amazon.co.uk.

He has also published two guides that he found during his travels; Urknod Army: The Soldier's Manual, and Urknod Army: The Non-Soldier's Manual.

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Review by: Carl Baldock on July 10, 2012 :
This is an unusual short story because it's not really a short story it's like a guide book or a set of intructions for alien soldiers to follow. The opening paragraphs are quite dry and have that feel of trying to be funny and that the author is laughing more than his readers are. Once past that introduction it soon starts making sense. I've started on Once Upon a Time Ferret and while it's good so far it has the same flaw. I'm not sure if flaw is the right word, but in OUTF the first chapter is dry and has the same feeling of the author having a secret joke. But that's what he's doing and it's deliberate I guess because again, once past that first section it all clicks and it's cool :)

This is super-dry humor and I like the format of this, it's so easy on the eyes - there are no big chunks of text and it's brief and to the point, which is great if these alien soldiers are supposed to memorize it!

I want a pet flying shark!
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Review by: JamesHill411 on July 3, 2012 :
5 Stars because this made me laugh on a bad day. Liked the Self-Help thing too :)
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Review by: Joey Jones on June 13, 2012 :
Haha. Where do I sign up?
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