Dorked by the Rings (a diary of Middle-dirt)

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A parody collection of diaries, where The Lord of the Rings main characters tell their personal stories while battling to destroy SourDong’s evil Ring. As they bungle their way through preposterous plights and sinister skullduggery, Middle-dirt hangs over a cliff of absurdity. More

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About Stephen Frank Vitale

He came to life one cold December day in a Bronx, New York hospital, or so he was told. It has been widely whispered that a barn hatching was more likely. Or perhaps a materialization from the pages of a novel by Mel Brooksenschlagger titled: A Childhood Goofing-off (for fifty years) explains his existence.

He was educated, but none of his teachers are willing to go on record and admit it. Surprisingly, some of the nonsense he did absorb during the academic period of “The Great Suction” does still reside in his sponge. And he is confident that one day it can be squeezed out if absolutely necessary.

He currently resides at The Dented Cranium Mental Massage Therapy Ward in Hoho, California where he hopes to graduate soon. His tenure there has allowed him to collect endless biographies of his fellow “students” which has produced the many true-story characters in his published scribbling.

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Review by: Dl Pulsinelli on Feb. 18, 2013 :
Definitely funny. Maybe a little strange for me in spots, a couple of the characters were really out there, but it was crazy fun. A few pop culture references might be an insult to the person, but it is a parody, so no harm no foul. The ending was a hilarious surprise.
(reviewed 8 months after purchase)
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