Life Is Too Short -- Wear High-Heels

The strangest thing happened. I felt like a giant. When I put those high-heels on I felt grown up and I heard a voice inside me say, "Life is too short. Wear high-heels." It just jumped out of me. So I wore high-heels everywhere. I went to church in high-heels. I went to school wearing high-heels. I believed that wearing high-heels gave me something. I don't know exactly what. It was a msystery.

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Published: July 24, 2010
Words: 2,290
Language: English
ISBN: 9781452361697
About Ernest Slyman

Ernest Slyman is an Appalachian poet, playwright and humorist who lives in NYC. He is wishful that his work exhibits a proper dose of hyperbole. A sense of ridicule, irony, and wryness and misadventures in wild metaphors, paradox, symbols, free associations, non-sequiturs, and sense of the ridiculous.

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