An Ode to the Big Toe
We stub it, dancing partners step on it and kickers use it to blast balls. More
We stub it, dancing partners step on it and kickers use it to blast balls.
It is time to consider the plight of that forgotten appendage at the end of your foot that we call the big toe or the hallux as people that like fancy names have termed it. The big toe is an unheralded champion which leads us through life, unseen by most, an unappreciated, unsung hero. It is time to honor the big toe with an ode to its service.
The funny short story collections Five Funny Stories Volume II and Ten Funny Stories both include this humorous short story.