C M Weller has decided to keep their full identity a secret until such time as one of their works becomes a bestseller. They share a house in Burpengary East with two children, a cat, and a spouse who sometimes thinks they're insane.
Unfortunately, this author has managed to avoid doing all the things that make author bios interesting reading. Sorry.
This writer is allergic to almost all forms of alcohol (long story), too asthmatic to indulge in tobacco, and in possession of a body chemistry that makes the more interesting drugs problematic at best. Thusly, their chief addiction is their own imagination.
And sugar. Lots and lots of sugar.