The Peripheral Cocksucker

Rated 4.83/5 based on 6 reviews
Chicks are the ultimate storage devices. So Jake McBride has always believed, but when he accidentally turns his ditzy lab partner Robbi into the world's first fully programmable fembot, he discovers just how true that statement is.

But as Jake explores the wonders of his fembotic girlfriend, he realizes too late that there's more to Robbi than on-demand lap dances. She's also a killer app! More
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Words: 46,790
Language: American English
ISBN: 9781476040073
About Big Kahuna

This is not porn. At first glance what I write may look like it, but it isn't. Porn is all about nailing babysitters. Eighteen-year old babysitters. Hot, busty, eighteen-year old virgin babysitters who happen to be sitting for attractive, older divorced men who also happen to be rich and powerful, and have 11-inch penises.

Give me a frickin' break.

My sexy science fiction isn't for everybody. It is for people who like to read. It is for the reader who appreciates the build up every bit as much as the payoff, as well as for those who enjoy irreverent, sometimes laugh out loud humor. The boobs may get a little big sometimes, but it's all in good fun.

So if you're ready to move on up to realistic characters, moving scenes, and lots and lots of dirty sex, give my stuff a try. I promise you won't be disappointed.

I also promise no babysitters. Not ever.

Companion art can be found at my DeviantArt page ( cover art for books in process, concept art, and just fooling around kind of stuff.

If you like my work, let me know ( The same goes for typos, formatting problems, or other things that can detract from a good reading experience.

Thanks for reading, and don't forget to rate,



The Peripheral Cocksucker
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Review by: Francis Haley on Dec. 07, 2016 :
Not exactly my type of story, but well written and engaging.
(review of free book)

Review by: newbie1330 on Aug. 29, 2016 :
This series is fun, engaging and inventive. It is well written and contains enough humor to keep the story light. I really liked it.
(review of free book)

Review by: Daniel on Jan. 28, 2015 :
Near future/present day sci fi. Giant boobs and heart attack inducing BJs delivered by gorgeous fembots. Mental programming, familial drama and more.

You have no excuse not to read this book! Not just because this book free, which is of course a damn good price for a really good read. But because you'll never look at a zener card the same way again.

Think of it as "the first hit is free" wherein the hit is delivered by a very large, soft, perfect, boob. You'll want that boob to come back.
(review of free book)

Review by: Paraplegic Racehorse on Aug. 12, 2014 :
I downloaded this on a lark. Several months later, I picked it up and read through it all in an evening, sides in stitches the whole time.
(review of free book)

Review by: l c on Dec. 14, 2013 :
clever story, fun and anjoyable and yet some proper sex. Yes, this is good and written by an author who obviouusly took some time in thinking about the plot and have to develop the story and its characters. Well worth a read, but all too short...
(review of free book)

Review by: Timothy Lustache on Oct. 13, 2013 :
I downloaded this book out of idle curiosity, and moved on to other stuff, like a good little ADD... sorry, what was I talking about? After banging out a thousand or so words on various stories, I decided to file it properly. Then I started reading. At first, I said, "I'll just read a bit." And I kept thinking, "I'm going to move on to something else." And I just kept reading.

If the author's intent in making this free-as-in-beer was to hook new customers, well, mission fucking accomplished, dude. Just download this book already and give it a shot.
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