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This is not porn. At first glance what I write may look like it, but it isn't. Porn is all about nailing babysitters. Eighteen-year old babysitters. Hot, busty, eighteen-year old virgin babysitters who happen to be sitting for attractive, older divorced men who also happen to be rich and powerful, and have 11-inch penises.
Give me a frickin' break.
My sexy science fiction isn't for everybody. It is for people who like to read. It is for the reader who appreciates the build up every bit as much as the payoff, as well as for those who enjoy irreverent, sometimes laugh out loud humor. The boobs may get a little big sometimes, but it's all in good fun.
So if you're ready to move on up to realistic characters, moving scenes, and lots and lots of dirty sex, give my stuff a try. I promise you won't be disappointed.
I also promise no babysitters. Not ever.
Companion art can be found at my DeviantArt page (http://bigkahuna69.deviantart.com): cover art for books in process, concept art, and just fooling around kind of stuff.
If you like my work, let me know (firstname.lastname@example.org). The same goes for typos, formatting problems, or other things that can detract from a good reading experience.
Thanks for reading, and don't forget to rate,
on May 14, 2015 :
I just finished the PCS trilogy so this review is for all three books.
In a word, SUPERB. Big Kahuna is not only gifted with a wicked and undeniably literate sense of humor, he is a consummate storyteller. The science fiction, tech-talk, and conceptual world building is top notch. The description of the hot, super stacked women/fembots and their enthusiastic and never ending sexual proclivities will not disappoint.
If you like giant natural boobs, devoted fembots with oral fixations, barely manageable harem dynamics, you'll be well satisfied.
As a bonus, the PCS trilogy offers well drawn characters, laugh out loud moments, serious drama and conflict (so lacking in most erotic fiction), some mind bending sci-fi conundrums, and a truly edge of your seat finale.
My only criticism would be that Kahuna's humor pops up too often, making the first person narrative sound almost like stand-up.
But that in no way takes away from how sexy and fun this page turner of a story is.
I wish there was more! (please say there is a follow up sequel, Big K!)
(reviewed 2 days after purchase)
on Jan. 29, 2015 :
This book almost doesn't need a review.
Lets face it, if you read TPC 1 and 2, and then stopped there. I'd have to assume you're the sort who could be getting a Showstopper from Robbi, or perhaps a Sweet from Maria, or giving it to Eve in a decadent grotto, and then deciding to stop 2/3rds of the way through.
And since I like to assume the people reading this review are NOT crazy.. I know that you'll be smart and pick up the conclusion of TPC.
If you were looking for a bit of a sneak peek in this review, I've give you this much.
There will be an astounding amount of sex. More BJs than mortal man can handle. More fembots, more iBods, and such.
Things are going to get dark. Things are going to get scary. Frankly, not everyone is going to make it.
(reviewed 3 days after purchase)