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Fannie Tucker is a horny woman of indeterminate age who likes driving too fast, cussing too loud, and writing stories that would make her grandmother keel over dead.
on Jan. 10, 2014 :
Novelty erotica is all the rage. There are even stories involving girls having sex with dinosaurs. But what we need to know is if there is more to a story than a wacky high concept. Does the fun stop when you finish reading the silly title?
Fannie Tucker has come up with some outrageous concepts for sex stories, but she also knows how to get us invested in the bizarre scenarios as her heroines' try to make sense of what is happening. And she finds erotic possibilities where you never would have expected them.
The first, and sexiest, story involves a teddy bear which comes to life. He's a raunchy little bear. Imagine if someone did a porn version of the movie Ted and you'll have an idea of what this guy's like. What gives the story its special erotic kick is that the sex takes place within the context of the long-standing intimacy of a girl and her teddy bear. She just never knew he felt that way about her.
Next we have a young dancer on a children's television show who stays behind one night and discovers an unforeseen side to Dongo, the giant puppet who is the star of the show. This one's kind of spooky, but in a way that doesn't detract from its sexiness. Is there a man in the puppet outfit or is he some magical being? He speaks to her in the same kind of rhyming talk he uses in the show, e.g. "Dancer girl, close your eyes! Dongo has a fun surprise!" There's a bit of light bondage and lots of dirty talk in rhyming couplets. Not everyone's idea of an erotic fantasy, but not like anything else you'll have read.
The third story is about a sex robot. This is a less novel concept. I've read sex robot stories before. Hell, I even wrote one. One potential short-coming with a robot sex story is that one presumes that only one of the parties is capable of enjoying the interaction. What is a sex robot but a highly sophisticated vibrator? Tucker does what she can with the idea. It's a fun read, but not as interesting as the other three tales.
And we finish up with a garden gnome gang bang. This one is pretty much exactly what you expect, but these little guys are an endearingly cheeky trio. There is a height issue of course and at one point one of them has to get down on all-fours while the other two take turns standing on his back so they can do the deed. And their ejaculate is rainbow coloured.
If you're bored with erotic stories where cheerleaders seduce their handsome millionaire stepdads, you could do worse than to sample Fannie Tucker's titillating Twilight Zone.
(reviewed long after purchase)