Mitch Romblor's Glory Hole Experience (A Straight Turned Gay Gangbang Erotica)
[This is pure satire]
Future president Mitch Romblor enters the bathroom of an anti-gay chicken joint where he comes in contact with his first glory hole. Lewd acts ensue as he sees a pair of ruby red lips through a small hole in the bathroom wall and just can't control himself. Little does he realize who those lips belong to as anti-gay men barge in and teach him a thing or two about being gay. More
[This is pure silly satire. If you get offended, you're talking it too seriously.]
“Fillet She O’” lovers cheered as they began to recognize who had graced them with his presence. Mitch did his presidential wave as on-lookers who had already received their food scrambled to the front of him to get an autograph or a handshake. After a couple of hours of insincere smiles and faux promises the day was coming to an end, and Mitch Romblor had to use the little girl’s room badly – more badly than he had ever needed to go before, in fact. He quickly thanked everyone and gesturing towards the bathroom he indicated he was done for the day. The crowd died down quickly as Mitch Romblor made a break for the bathroom. He noticed the little stick figure on the restroom door signifying he was in the right place and busted through the doorway and into a stall. He sat down and began to relieve himself. It was one of the best feelings in the world, only second to what was about to come.
While waiting to finish, he peered to the right where he saw a hole cut out of the side of the stall. The size of the hole was comparable to a silver dollar and it was aligned with duct tape. Above it, scribbled in black ink, were the words “Luscious Lips here” with an arrow pointing to the hole. Mitch, being the ignorant person that he was, had no idea what he was actually staring at. As the last few drips hit the water below him, he knelt down to get a better view of this mysterious opening. Now face-to-face with the hole, he peered into it and was surprised at what he saw – two big pairs of lips greeting him. They were covered in his favorite shade of lipstick, and for the first time ever, something clicked in Mitch Romblor’s brain.
“This is one of those gloryholes like in the porn movies I watch,” he thought to himself in amazement, “And someone is actually on the other side!”
Normally, Mitch Romblor would have thought this was a terrible idea. What if he was caught? What would that do to his presidential campaign? In this case, he was just too horny and rationalized it by the anonymity of the whole thing. No one would know it was him. The other human being on the other side would just see the cock of a hungry American man. That’s all. Besides, it’s not like he was committing any gay acts. At least, these were things that Mitch told himself.