101 Politically Incorrect LIMERICKS: Volume Two

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The long awaited Volume Two of the popular '101 Politically Incorrect LIMERICKS' series is raunchier, more daring and much funnier than Volume One!
This collection of totally new and fresh humorous prose is guaranteed to have you laughing out loud!

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Language: English
ISBN: 9781476134130
About Gary Kuyper

Gary Kuyper began his professional literary career writing self-help and general interest articles for Daan Retief Publishers who produced a monthly book for their woman’s club called Woman’s Forum. These articles would sometimes require research and had titles as diverse as The Human Brain and Body Painting!

Being a professional photographer on a part-time basis Gary has also managed to have his articles on photography (With accompanying photographs) published in books and magazines. He has also done some free-lance photography and photojournalism projects for numerous local newspapers.

Over the past four years he has constantly managed to be one of the top finalists in the Nova Short Story Competition (A competition for budding writers of science fiction and/or fantasy).
Last year (2009) Gary had the pleasure of seeing The Devil's Little Tadpoles grace the pages of the local SF & Fantasy Fanzine Probe.

He is an avid film buff and amateur film maker. A few years ago I managed to take first prize in the SA Ten Best Film Makers Competition with a short film entitled The Crimson Cobra - An action-packed martial arts / superhero movie using some of the very talented local artists.

He is a qualified prosthetics make-up artist and has used this talent on both amateur and professional productions. He has also appeared on television in a youth program especially made for enlightening people in the art of special effects make-up.

Gary has a rather excellent general knowledge being not only an avid writer but reader of any material that is able to stimulate him cerebrally.
He taught himself Adobe Photoshop and has become adapt and proficient enough at utilizing the software to such a degree that he has managed to sell a number of creations to various institutes and organizations. He is particularly fond of a logo designed for the Krazy Mug Coffee Shop and several covers that have graced the front of Probe.

Gary has a vast knowledge of music and has appeared on the local Television Music Quiz Show Note for Note where he was able to win a substantial amount of prize money.

In 2008 he entered the SF / Fantasy Mini Radio Play Competition and took first prize with his The Adventures of Captain Max Power of the Intergalactic Police - an obvious homage to the early Flash Gordon radio series’. A number of skilled professionals are now planning to produce Max to CD and have it aired on a local radio station (SAfm).

All his literary and photojournalistic accomplishments have been done on a part-time basis due to the fact that his full time career is lecturing mathematics as well as engineering science at a Technical College. Although this is a most fulfilling profession, it has long been Gary's ideal to become a full-time writer – especially of fantasy, science fiction and horror novels.

He has recently published his first full-length fantasy novel - The Chronicles of Baltrath: The DARK WIZARDS.
As a considerable amount of time and effort has been expended in building the world of Baltrath, Gary has begun work on a sequel to The Dark Wizards.

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Review by: Lazlo Ferran on Feb. 26, 2013 :
This second installment in Gary's Limerick catalogue continues the quality of work in the first. I find some of the poems perhaps hastily constructed - that may be unfair as I don't write limerick's myself and I know how hard poetry construction is. What I mean is that some stray so far from the limerick formula that their impact is impaired. However there are some real classics. I can't include more than one here as very few are printable for the general public. This is one of my favourites:

An Irish prisoner called Mike
Went on a long hunger strike
His cellmate, Dick
Used him to pick
The lock and escape on a bike

My own particular favourite is the cricket one. Bawdiness is where Gary's strength is brought to this art form. Bawdy? I'll say! Gary would be able to come up with a much better simile or metaphor than I but I can say that even I find some of the limericks stretching my imagination and sensibilities. If you really want to plumb literary depths, I think Gary only has a very few to be compared with. Perhaps the late Lord ?
Read it if you like bawdy limericks. You will love it. Although not my favourite literary form I give it 8/10.
(reviewed 16 days after purchase)

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