Moonbeam McQueen is a storyteller, freelance writer and blog proprietress. Her work has been published throughout about 1/1000000 of the globe. She recently added public speaking to her resume, and is proud to have been chosen as the winner of a Dorothy Parker Best Quip Contest, for which she won a very heavy and attractive book. She is also the founder of the MB McQueen Home for Wayward Bloggers and Retired Carnival Personnel, a charitable organization which exists solely in her mind. She resides in the Ozark Mountains with her husband, Amadeus, and a small circus dog named Theo.