Vampire Love Lesson
Johnathan is an immortal vampire who has fallen on hard times. The good old days of ruling the night are over, and all he has left is his teaching job at the learning annex. To make matters worse his student, Donny, won't stop writing vampire love stories. In order to save his own sanity (and get some action) Johnathan decides to give his student a lesson in vampire love. More
"How would you know," Donny argued exasperated, "Have you ever been a vampire." This was the chance Johnathan had been waiting for. He summoned what little dark magic was left to him. All vampires knew a little and, though it wasn't much, he could affect reality in small ways. Through the cloudless night thunder and lighting rolled. Donny looked around in growing fear as the lights inside the classroom began to flicker and strobe. Jonathan twisted his face into a visage of horror. He exposed his fangs as he stared at his frightened student.
Good, the vampire thought, he will be so frightened now that he will do whatever I say. Johnathan's loins began to feel warm as he contemplated the fate of his charge.
"Cool!" Donny exclaimed as he looked in awe at his teacher.
"Excuse me," Jonathan said. His magic faded as he was surprised by his student's reaction.
"A real vampire," Donny exclaimed, "Oh my God! This is so cool. Please make me one of your servants oh dark lord." The teacher looked on in slack jawed amazement. What is this kid on he thought. Whatever, I can still use this to my advantage.
"Yeah, why not," Johnathan said smiling, "You can be one of my, ahem, night slaves." Donny let out a sequel as his eyes lit up with joy.
"What do I have to do," Donny asked excitedly.