I am a dumbass, genius, heterosexual, paranoid, geeky, quirky, dreamy, toasty, born again, ass-kickin', cocky sonofabitch who loves the sound of his own voice. I don't claim to be the greatest writer, singer, guitarist or pianist ever created by God's callused fingers but I do love a good story. You're here because you love a good story too. Most of my stories are a compiling of old ideas and story lines slapped together with duct tape to create something unstable, entertaining and unique. You're either going to hate me or love me. I hope for the latter.