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John Luma is loved throughout the world as a novelist, life-giver to dozens of ungrateful juvenile delinquents, and a shameless marketing executive who perfected the Big Lie while shilling for some of the dimmest light bulbs in the entertainment business. He was Professor of Mangled English at Oxnard and a Fellow at Whatsamatta U -- until his shocking arrest for a “sex or cash” grading policy. The infamous author is available for interviews Sundays at Myazhurts Federal Prison.
Author's Timeless Quote:
"Why bother reading the old Classics when this new one will lower your IQ but give you sassitude."