Sex with a Mummy (Monsterbangers)
In this tongue-in-cheek (and a few other places, too) monster sex story, Jack and Angela Merkin--the Monsterbangers--visit the tomb of an Ancient Egyptian queen. While Angela "distracts" the jackal-headed guardian of the tomb, Jack climbs into the sarcophagus to revivify the queen with his, er, magic wand. This 5,500-word story contains sex with a manimal and a gross, shriveled-up mummy chick. More
All the old stories are true: Coexistent with our world of cell phones and fast food is a shadow-world of monsters. Some humans know of the monsters’ existence and react to this knowledge in different ways. Some want to kill the monsters. Some want to live in harmony with them. And a select few want to bang their brains out. Two of these latter humans are Jack and Angela Merkin, a pair of married adventurers who trot the globe, seeking out strange creatures and screwing them silly...
In this story, Jack and Angela penetrate the tomb of Ashakashet, a beautiful Ancient Egyptian queen whose all-too-brief reign ended when puritanical priests, outraged by the queen’s libidinous behavior, put a curse on her, reducing her to a comatose, mummy-like state that can be lifted only if someone has sex with her. The priests figured she’d remain that way forever, since no one in their right mind would want to cozy up to a withered old mummy-woman. But they didn’t count on a man like Jack Merkin. Alas, in order to awaken this Sleeping Ugly, he must get past the jackal-headed guardian of the tomb. Since this immortal beast-man has been on the job for millennia without any kind of sexual release, it look like it’s up to Angela to, um, “distract” him, while Jack plunders Ashakashet’s inner chamber...
A 5,500-word short story.
ADULTS ONLY!!! This story contains explicit sexual content involving strange entities and is for mature readers only.