Rated 4.33/5 based on 3 reviews
This is probably a short story you should skip, you'll sleep better... trust us. More
Download: epub mobi (Kindle) pdf more Online Reader
About Gabriel Archer

Captain Gabriel Archer, IX, Ph. D., Esq. is a world-class lothario. There is a high probability that he slept with your wife or - if you are a beautiful woman - you. Mr. Archer is an expert marksman and can shoot an a amoeba off a fly's head. He practices law in NYC for fun. He is the first sword of the Empire. He endorses self-reliance over political candidates. His hobbies include your wife (or, quite possibly, you, Mrs. Dear Reader); writing realistic magicalism, a genre he single-handedly invented with co-author and sidekick, Jack Canaan; creating fictitious and utterly true autobiographies; and breathlessly staring at the mirror.  He has an advance doctorate in armchair philosophy and has spent years learning to make armchairs from Buddhist monks high in Himalayan mountains. He looks striking in a tuxedo.  Although warned many times not to,  he went there. He also discovered Martha's Vineyard in 1602. 

Sir Jack Canaan ibn Hatzel, Sr., M. D. is a world-class lotahrio.  There is a high probability that he slept with one of the women you know, or - if you are that woman  - you. He is so pleasant that imaginary friends invented him for company. Dr. Canaan has worked for every single intelligence agency in the world, often double- and triple-crossing himself to the point that he remained loyal. He is a veteran of the First Angelic War and the Second Lebanese War. His hobbies include pleasing dear readers; writing realistic magicalism, a genre he single-handedly invented with co-author and sidekick, Gabriel Archer;  ripping wings off angels; and unmasking hypocrisies. Ancient Canaan is named after him.  He once had a date with destiny, but stood her up in favor of ménage à trois with fate and karma. He does everything better naked.

Also by This Author

Readers of This Book Also Read


Review by: James Jenkins on Dec. 30, 2016 :
Only 42% of the words are the story, the rest is a teaser for different work.

Well written flows nicely, I wanted to stop reading at the end but I couldn't stop.
(review of free book)
Review by: S J Cavanagh on Nov. 15, 2012 :
A pretty good idea, and the prose flows well, but it rests too much on cliches (though it does acknowledge that). The voice of the protag is very flatfoot detective, which has none of the desperation of the premise and drains some of the tension. Apart from that, great story.
(review of free book)
Review by: David Blake on Oct. 18, 2012 :
In spite of the advice in the preview description I did give this story a try and - ensuing feelings of guilt aside - I'm glad I did!
Expertly crafted, inventive, witty, colourful, deep, fresh... This short story is a piece of class.
I'm very difficult to please, as my other reviews will testify, but I've no hesitation in awarding "Angelica" top marks.
(review of free book)
Report this book