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If you want to see me writing my books, you'll have to go to the bottom of my garden. I did have rather a large hole, next to the rhubarb, but then I got complaints from neighbours, so built myself a shed, in the Mediterranean style. It has windows looking out over the cabbage patch, and a chimney for my wood burning stove. One day I may find myself burning money, in order to keep warm.
If you want to see one of my books in printed form, you could always download the ebook and hook your laptop up to your dot matrix printer. That's the closest you'll ever get to seeing my work in print. I don't write the sort of stories you'd like to have for real, lying around the house, and gracing the coffee table, perhaps. It might freak the au pair.
Still, it would be useful as a fuel for your Aga, maybe. Especially on these cold, lonely, alcohol-sodden nights.