Smokers Are The New Jews

Rated 4.80/5 based on 5 reviews
Prohibition returns, but this time it’s for cigarettes.
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About Carter Rydyr

The strange and bizarre works of Steve Carter and Antoinette Rydyr (S.C.A.R.) incorporates anything from Sci Fi and horror fantasy to surrealism and weird satire. All of it has a strong element of the fantastic and a healthy dose of experimentalism. They create in a variety of mediums – prose fiction, illustration, comic books, screenplays and even music, which they produce with their experimental bands FistFunk Futurists and TeknoSadisT. Their screenplay "Curse of the Swampies" won Best Feature Film Screenplay at the A Night of Horror International Film Festival 2010. Current projects include new comics, more audio experiments and prose stories. There are also a number of screenplays and novellas in the works.

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Review by: George Mercurio on Feb. 14, 2013 :
I never understood the appeal of smoking and I don't understand why smokers should have their own special areas to indulge in this habit. Tired of breathing in smoke every time I walk through the doors of a building it's a disgusting habit and I don't understand why governments just don't ban it already. We KNOW it causes 50 types of cancer, second hand smoke too. Is the tobacco lobby really that powerful???
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Review by: Chris Sier on Jan. 30, 2013 :
Yes, like the others I too enjoyed the poem but it's hard to feel sorry for people who do nothing but make their own health shitty and that of those around them. I feel no sympathy for smokers whatsoever, especially the disgusting ones who smoke around their children. Worthless selfish bastards. And they're always in groups around entrances to almost every building you walk in and I'm just sick of them. End rant lol.
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Review by: Claudia Parker on Nov. 28, 2012 :
Yes, there's a little thing called self control Rose lol. Still, the world would be better off without smokers and cars and most forms of pollution. We'd all live healthier, happier less stress free lives. I mean really, don't people smoke to relieve stress in the first place? Kind of ironic when you think about it. Loved the good use of word play and language. :)
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Review by: Rose Masters on Nov. 27, 2012 :
While I appreciate the humor in the rhymes the fact is I work in hospitality and serving people all day every day I have smokers breathing and coughing on me and they smell disgusting and they stink. I have to clean up the room set aside for them, the 'smokers area' and they put their cigarettes out in their coffee cups and do disgusting stuff like that. Smokers aren't jews they're just selfish assholes who could give a fuck about anyone other than themselves. You bastards deserve cancer, you really do. Just stop giving it to the rest of us.
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Review by: Jonathan Antony Strickland on Nov. 19, 2012 :
Bloody nicotine free world. Who needs it. Give me a joint or a tap (accompanied by some of your best ale)any day of the week.

If you feel the same way I do.....THEN BLOODY READ THIS!
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