Learn Me Good

Rated 4.25/5 based on 4 reviews
"Jack Woodson is currently living and working in Dallas, TX. He has forty children, and all of them have different mothers."
So begins this hilarious book about the ups, downs, and ins and outs of a first year teacher, undergoing his baptism by fire.
Told through a series of emails with subject lines like "Irritable Vowel Syndrome," you'll laugh your way to the very end. More
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About John Pearson

John Pearson has engineering degrees from Duke University and Texas A&M University. He worked as a project engineer in Dallas for four years before being laid off. He then joined the ranks of public school educators, teaching third-grade math and science.

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Melissa at 1000 Plus reviewed on June 6, 2011

Jack Woodson is an Engineer turned Elementary School teacher. Follow Jack through his first year as a Math Teacher as he emails former co-workers his funny and strange stories straight from the classroom.

A funny look inside the classroom through the Teachers eyes.

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This is a cute, funny book.

I love the unusual format of reading 'emails' in the book as the way to tell the day to day antics of his classroom and students.

Every single 'email' had a cute funny story about the children with a sarcastic twist and signed off in different pen names that were cleverly designed to reflect upon the emails story.

As the emails went on I found myself cheering for the students in their quest to win Math Madness and the numerous testing they went through. I found myself laughing out loud at some of the stories and cringing on others.

This book was great from start to finish. A humorous look inside the classroom and the mind of a teacher that has you quickly turning the page to get to the next days antics.

I hope Mr. Woodson has a follow up to Learn Me Good in the works.


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(reviewed 5 months after purchase)
Candy Beauchamp reviewed on Sep. 28, 2010

I am almost ashamed to say I purchased this book 15 months ago on my Kindle 2 during a buying spree, it quickly got lost. I found it again when the Kindle 2 got collections, but it quickly got lost in the "memoir" collection. I found it yet AGAIN and made myself promise to read it when my Kindle 3 came in, even making a special category for "read now" that has less than 12 books in it. So, I finally read it. I think part of my hesitation is that good self-published memoirs are rare, fabulous self-published memoirs appear to be non-existent.

I went into this one not really knowing what to expect. My husband is currently in the midst of a career change at the age of 30-something himself - into teaching, of course. He substitutes so I hear all the stories, etc. Going into reading this particular book, I wasn't really expecting too much difference.


I don't think I've laughed so hard at a book all year. This is seriously one of the funniest books ever. Yes, it was heartwarming, etc etc. Whatever. It was downright funny. The author has this wry dry sense of humor that just left me doubled over. I think I even peed myself a little a few times. My husband asked several times if I needed some water. I'm talking big tear-streaming laughs. The dude is funny. The best part? It's all told through emails to his buddy from the job he got laid off from (almost) 4 years prior. So you can just see the friend on the other side wondering what in the world John has gotten himself into.

What's more... the book felt real. I kind of want to adopt John and make him come teach at my kid's school here in Austin (he's apparently from Dallas, hey, it's not that far! - is that stalkerish?). Then I want to invite him for dinner (that's not weird, is it? wait... don't tell me) and have some really good laughs with the guy. He is funny, yes, but he's also genuine. His love for those kids shows through on each page, even as he's calling them the demon spawn that they are. Okay, maybe not that MP kid, but hey...

There's one part of the book, and I won't post it because I don't want to give any spoilers. I really really want you all to go read this book. It's fabulous. But there's a part where he makes a comment that really almost made me tear up (and not from laughing). It makes me realize that this author has found his calling in teaching - and perhaps in writing too. To him, I have nothing but respect. Writers always get my respect... teachers, well teachers get my reverence.

Good for him. And good for me too. I've not been touched by a single off-the-hip passage in a very long time, especially not in a hilarious memoir such as this. This was also very well put together and it had all the essential parts of a memoir for me. SO many don't have redemption at the end. And I don't mean that all of them are drug memoirs and they find themselves either - there's different kinds of redemption and I really like to think that Mr. Pearson found it in himself as well, maybe even while writing this silly little book.

I recommend this book for anyone that loves reading about the crazy things kids do and for anyone that likes memoirs in general. This is one of the very few that are going on my "must read" list this year.
(reviewed 12 days after purchase)
Joanna Cabot reviewed on Aug. 14, 2010

This book was fairly average to me. I am a teacher and have a lot of experience with children, so I did not find most of his stories were in any way exceptional. It was fairly average teacher stuff. This book needed a stronger narrative drive, a drastic paring-down of the cutesy (puns, funny nicknames etc.) and just overall better material. Maybe someone who has never worked with kids would enjoy it more, but as someone who has, I did not find this book very dramatic or interesting. Sorry!
(reviewed 4 months after purchase)
Deanna Figueroa reviewed on July 31, 2010

An often laugh-out-loud, 'probably-true' story of an engineer who loses his job and ends up teaching 3rd grade math in Dallas, TX.

The book is presented as a series of emails that Mr. Wooden...uh, Woodley...errr...Woodson (read the book, you'll understand that part) sends to a friend at his prior employer about the kids he's teaching and the crazy things they do and say.

I've never raised or worked with children, so I don't read this genre (and wouldn't have, had I not read about it on the Kindle Boards), but I laughed loud enough to startle my dog a few times and found most of the stories to be at the very worst, amusing. Most people with small children would get quite a kick out of it.

The author states that he's changed all the names and that 'most' of the incidents he recounts are true. The book is an easy, light read and the authors love of his newfound profession comes shining through in this entertaining book. I finished it in two nights, which could have been one if I weren't so busy.
(reviewed 8 days after purchase)

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