Food-Free at Last: How I Learned to Eat Air

Rated 4.17/5 based on 6 reviews
Food is a drug. Break the shackles of addiction and learn to eat air! In this detailed guide, Dr. Robert Jones, MD, PhD, DDS, ODD gives you the practical, step-by-step advice you need to transition to the air-only diet. Join him on the cutting edge of human evolution. Go the Power of Air!
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About J.M.

J.M. Porup is a freelance national security and cybersecurity reporter with a bad fiction habit. His award-winning novels and plays include The Second Bat Guano War, Dreams Must Die, Death on Taurus, and The United States of Air. Porup is a member of the Lifeboat Foundation's Advisory Board, a distributed think tank dedicated to preventing human extinction.

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What others are saying about Porup's books:


"Absolutely insane. Very bitter, very real... Would love to see more stories like this."

"Don't go on this ride unless you're prepared to look into the abyss."

" Vulgar, obscene, repulsive, and just overall a very good story."

"What a great ride. Gritty and compelling!"


"Had me laughing so hard that my stomach still hurts!"

"Porup takes a swipe at the war on terror in a manner that is original and avoids the blatantly obvious. It would be too easy for any writer approaching the same subject to employ a semi-realist Orwellian tone, but this novel takes the humorous low-road."

"Porup seamlessly addresses indefinite detention...The overrun surveillance state...The neverending War on Terror...And a frightening and ubiquitous NSA surveillance state that "wiretaps" your toilet instead of your phones."

"The puns also abound, as do the guilty giggles in this often excrement-strewn sleuther. A dark comedy."


"I laughed til tears rolled down my cheeks!"

"This diet has saved me so much money, I can now afford a bouncy castle in every room!"

"Great satirical book."

"I think I will get my Angel wings soon."

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Review by: Desertphile on Sep. 30, 2014 :
The story has made me a fan. Thank you.
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Review by: Occupy Everything VIII on Feb. 15, 2013 :

This is political satire, for those morons too dense to get the joke. Eating Air = Believing in America.

Listen to the podiobook, ya nong.
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Review by: George Mercurio on Feb. 14, 2013 :
All those breathinarian wankers don't think it's a joke, in fact they're dying to prove otherwise. Then there's the stupid Indian guys who claim they can live on sunshine and fresh air... yeah right guys show me a time lapse video on youtube then I'll believe it lol.
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Review by: perthboy on Dec. 01, 2012 :
what a cack! I don't know what's funnier, this book or the idiots below who obviously don't get the joke...
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Review by: Former Fat Lady IX on Nov. 30, 2012 :

I lost 800 pounds on the air-only diet. I'm so skinny my husband calls me his little skeleton.

Thanks, Dr. Robert Jones, MD, PhD, DDS, ODD!!!

Daddy's Little Skeleton
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Review by: Dr. Robert Jones, MD, PhD, DDS, ODD on Nov. 29, 2012 :

I assure you I am no "cracked pot," as you put it.

I, Dr. Robert Jones, MD, PhD, DDS, ODD, have more than forty years of clinical experience treating overweight patients. An Obesity Epidemic is sweeping across our great nation. Eating air is the answer.

I am, sir,
your devoted servant,

Dr. Robert Jones, MD, PhD, DDS, ODD
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