The Sleeper With The Restless Eyes Who Sleeps Beneath A Sleeper

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Short poem that mothers could tell children to stop them playing upon railway lines. The poem is about a man who has been murdered and buried on a railway-track. Whenever he’s sleep is disturbed by the sound of children playing he rises from the ground to get he’s revenge.

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About Jonathan Antony Strickland

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O.K then... here's some stuff you might (or might not) like to know about me!

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My Hobbies:
1_Are you bored. Then do what I do. Take off all your clothes and paint your face and arse bright blue. Then run outside and shout abuse at passers-by... passes the time if nothing else!
2_Managed 18 keepy ups with ye old pigs bladder once....What's that you say? Not that impressive! Well... what I failed to tell you was that the pigs bladder that I did the 18 keepy ups with, was still inside the pig!
3_Not pissing on the evil that is Milthy Swinebuckle, if he were ever to catch fire
4_Scratching my arse!
5_Watching Milthy get his arse kicked by a three legged tortoise...HA !!!
6_Scratching my arse and..oh wait I've already said that! Ah, what the hell. It's a good one so I'll say it again.
7_???? **** ???? with **** then ?*?*!
8_Wondering what I'm doing during hobby seven?

MY most prized possession: Hitler's missing left testicle (NOT FOR SALE).

My most famous quotes:
1_A step in the right direction can still mean the death of an ant!
2_I look down on almost everybody...although come to think about it, it's probably because I do climb a lot of trees!
3_You know that poem "if", what a load of crap. Kipling got it all wrong. What he should have said was "If you can portray the ideas you get to a sober man (no matter how shite though's ideas may be), and keep a straight face. Then you'll be a man MA SON!
4_HMMMMMM........I think I'll eat my socks!
5_MMMMM.......cheese and onion flavour .........NNNNIIIICCCCEEE!!!!
6_Ignore the above quote's and instead just read and live your life by number 7.
7 As far as I'm concerned you should not judge a fellow person on their looks, sex, race or beliefs. There are only two types of people: 1_Everyday ordinary people who just want to get on with their lives and not bother anybody else...2_The preachers, the arseholes and the gobshites, who want to tell you what to do, what you should be doing and how you should be doing it.

My favourite words:...knickers, bra's, boobs, bums, knockers, shit, shite, bollicks, twat, boobs (such a good word it needed to be said twice), gussets, stains, ugabalooga, randy, stodgeflaps, fgkgkujhghrewh, and TURD!!! That's TURD... Got it? No? Then I'll say it again, just in case you missed it...T.U.R.D

My Arch Enemies:
1_Milthy Swinebuckle....Beware he who sneaks, creeps, squawks and chortles. He who goes by many names. Names such as... Archibald Stott, Feagus the mostly squidgy, Terrance the quite nasty tormentor etc... but to me he will always be Milthy Swinebuckle (or if I meet him face to face... ARSEWIPE!)
2_Mr.Hairy Monkfish... Swinebuckle's main henchman (and suspected bumchum)
3_Randy Stodgeflaps... not much to say about this guy except he is one of Swinebuckle's best mates and a bit of a ballbag!

Charity work.....Milthy Swinebuckle has been infected with writers tourettes. Only I can help him. I really hope I don't catch it though, as every few words he writes he can't stop himself writing words like..."KNICKERS" or"ARSE" or some other filth. It takes him a good twenty minutes to write and edit a single sentence. I really "NADS" feel sorry "BOOBS" for the "GUSSETS" poor guy......"B...BB...BBB BOTOMSSS, ARSEHOLES, PANTS,......Oh bugger!"

PS: Does anyone actually read any of this personal information shit?

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Review by: tarnyloo73 on Nov. 18, 2015 :
I did as suggested and read this to my young son.
Now he's disturbed beyond repair and has been removed from my care and institutionalised.
I would sue the author but as I was getting sick of the little brat anyway, everything worked out for the best.
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Review by: James Hold on Nov. 7, 2015 :
When I was a kid we used to play on the railroad tracks atop an embankment. My grandfolks warned us the ghosts of dead hobos who'd been struck by trains haunted the rails. JAS must have heard the story as well.
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Review by: larina bridenstine on April 5, 2015 :
If this is suppose to be for children i would never read it to mine. the gruesomeness of it is not funny in any way. Yes children should not play on the tracks but not with this poem. you should not scare a child into not doing something this is how urban legends form.
I also found several grammar errors in the poem. It was reading as if a proof was never done.
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Review by: Emily Carter on April 17, 2013 :
I love this poem! It's brilliant and has comic and sinister moments in turn. I can see in years to come (many years) could even find itself on the school curriculum for analysis! Though many people here would prob disagree! Good poem!
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Review by: Walter Lazo on April 9, 2013 :
Good, spooky, menacing and evocative poem, with just a twinge of sadness. It reminded me of Lovecraft's The Outsider.
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Review by: Michael Carter on Dec. 8, 2012 :
This is a good poem about a local bogeyman, and a cautionary story for local kids to stay off the train tracks. Short and enjoyable.
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