Introduction to AWPHUL Poetry

Awful doesn't begin to describe Awphul poetry. Awful implies something jaw dropping; Awphul simply means Articulation With the PHonetic Use of Language. That means it uses things like rhyme and meter (gasp) but isn't necessarily traditional. This ebook features four Awphul poems that didn't go over well with other poets as well as a bonus short story as an incentive to suffer through the poetry. More
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Words: 2,100
Language: American English
ISBN: 9781301689538
About Kristopher Ivie

Awphul poetry is the epitome of bad poetry. It often has meter, it often has rhyme, and it usually isn’t too abstract; it is almost everything that modern poets truly hate. The lines and stanzas almost never end mid-sentence, or with a preposition or conjugation. At times it can be musical or humorous which will make most poetry lovers cringe with an intense, searing disgust. It’s like washing down a mouthful of needles with a glass of vinegar, only less stimulating / inspiring. At least something truly awful will leave an impression, but awphul poetry is apparently so incredibly bad that it simply kills off your brain cells leaving no memory of the traumatic experience. So one must wonder why anyone would bother to consume this toxic mental concoction? One must also wonder why anyone would continue to write such unwanted garbage knowing full well that almost no one will ever want to read it? Then again, poetry has always been a way of sharing one’s pain with the world. If you’re going to suffer through a book of poetry, why not try something awphul?

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