After Ishmael's boat sinks, he is thrust into a struggle to preserve the universe from an implosion caused by Eisenhower's retro-active admission of the state of Ohio! Surrounded by a bizarre fellowship, does Ishmael have the right stuff to save trillions of worlds, solve the mystery of his missing father, find love, and discover the perfect boat, all in 48 hours? What's the worst that can happen? More
How can you save the universe if it won't hold still?
If these critics existed, this is what they might say:
"...shows a complete lack of understanding of quantum physics and string theory..." North American Institute of Physicists and Theorists.
"...we are...not amused." Her Imperial Majesty, Queen Victoria
"Seems calculated to undermine public trust in the fairness and constitutionality of the federal tax code." IRS Home-Oriented Compliance Task Force
"Sweet mother of all conspiracy theories!!!" Name withheld
"...paints an inaccurate portrait of school bus drivers." School Bus Driver Anti-defamation League
"It is clear the author has never seen, much less held, a steam-powered style flamethrower. They are much cooler." Center for Scientific Accuracy in SteamPunk Fiction
"There is an 11.1% chance that the author has indeed discovered the last digit in pi..." Society for Rounding Numbers to Rational Numbers of Integers
"Where are the sparkly vampires?" www. facebook.com/everybookneedssparklyvampires
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on Aug. 31, 2011 :
Ishmael is rescued from his sinking boat by a goddess of a woman–and Niles–and he promptly falls in love with her as this fantasy adventure begins. Thinking he is still in his normal universe, he heads for home. It was when the truck came out of nowhere and slammed into his, and then the other driver got out and held a gun to his head where he supposed his brains were that we see Ishmael has this weird sense of humor and things are going from strange to very strange quite quickly.
Think of this as a story full of one- and two-line quips from a stand up comedian, and you are enjoying it. Every disaster that befalls him is met with a joke, and somehow he survives traveling to other dimensions, fighting off the assassins who are trying to kill him for who knows why and, of course, saving this universe. Take an enjoyable break from reality with this entertaining story.