A Game of Bones

Can't wait for the sequel!

Can't put it down. Need to find out what is going to happen to the characters next! No boring parts. This is one of those book series that I just have to complete. Such a different world for escape everyday.

This book.

This book ruined my marriage. I was happy, once. Not now. Not since A Game of Bones. My wife... I should say my ex-wife now... she left me. She spent two weeks reading this compulsively, over and over, she skipped work, she stopped bathing, ate only a thin broth of fish stock and parmesean cheese, reading and reading until the sound of her fingers brushing the touchscreen of her Kindle drove me insane with rage! Why won't you stop, I screamed in her face. But she never acknowledged me. It was like I was a ghost, or maybe it was she that was the apparition.

And then she was gone. And so was my rage. All that was left was an emptiness. Emptiness in my heart, in my bed, in everything that was good and whole before this damned eBook came out.

When I went out looking for her, I found the Kindle on the side of the road. It was on the first page. So I read on.

Now I know.

I'll be with her again, soon. I'm going back to Innsmouth. I can hear the call of the sea now, first in my dreams and now while I'm awake. It is my destiny.

I'a.

I'a!!

It is rare pleasure to come across any tale of this caliber, much less one available for download to my electronic device.

A Must-Read for any fan of erotically charged high fantasy. Fifty Shades of Grey - watch out! It's time to play a Game of Bones.

Never before have I experience eroticism mixed with comedy so successfully outside of my real everyday life. A masterpiece.

I laughed, I cried, I felt deep, deep shame.

The penultimate fantasy adventure.

This book may be the pinnacle of Fantasy, far surpassing every book ever written in the history of mankind. The characters are gripping, the action is astoundingly visceral, and the author certainly knows how to paint a scene in your mind.

T.B. Thread is truly the American Tolkien.

Simply hilarious, simply emotional. It's one of the best stories I've ever read.

Like a symphony, A Game of Bones spans the panoply of human emotion, and gives insight into the human condition that I had yet to see put into words. Bravo!