Derpy Dirk and the Crush(ing Realization That He Will Never Find Love)

Dirk is back for more tired, formulaic action, and this time he may or may not be derpier than ever! Lady Love has sunk her cruel talons into the kids at Jermimaville Elementary School, and Dirk is no exception! Will he acquire what it takes to find love? Will he finally learn exactly what love is? Will he win his crush's affections at The Big Valentine's Day Dance? (Spoiler alert: He won't.) More

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Words: 5,080
Language: English
ISBN: 9781301487318
About Derp Sandwich

You thought that until the end of time Derp Sandwich would remain simply a webcomic/blog/blomic. Well you thought wrong, mister. Now, for your reading enjoyment, Derp Sandwich is bringing you genuine books with words in them. That's right, folks; you don't have to look at all of those crummy pictures anymore. So if you're in the mood for some goofy, wacky, internet-quality juvenile humor to dump onto your e-reading device, look no further, my friend.

Look no further. *strokes your chin affectionately*

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