The Penis Monster's Movie Guide

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He calls himself "Ol' Painless." He likes bad action movies, Italian zombie flicks and chasing locker room starlets. He's "kind of a dick." And now you can read his thoughts on Uwe Boll, Jean-Claude Van Damme and that mad scientist movie with exploding hookers...
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Words: 11,970
Language: English
ISBN: 9781301033416
About Ian Watson

Ian Watson is the author of the #1 bestseller Midnight Movie Madness, a 400+ page guide to such bizarre, campy and endearing classics as Reefer Madness, Attack of the 50ft Woman and Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.


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Review by: Aussiescribbler on Jan. 03, 2014 :
What do you get in this book? Twenty film reviews written by a penis. Not bad considering he must have had to use the hunt and peck typing method.

The book is divided into three sections - WTF? (assorted mind-blowing cinematic weirdness such as Blood Freak (1972), probably the world's only pro-Jesus anti-drug turkey monster gore film) ; Action Zeroes (some of the world's worst so-called action movies such as Invasion, U.S.A. (1985), in which Chuck Norris took on the entire Cuban army virtually single-handed) ; and Film, Sleaze, Trash & Cheese (low grade/high entertainment horror films such as I Drink Your Blood (1970), in which a town is terrorised by rabid hippies).

"Ol' Painless" pays tribute to some old favourites, draws attention to some hidden gems, and bravely ventures into territory where you may not wish to follow - Ebola Syndrome (1996)!?!?!! Yikes!

It's only a fairly short book... but size isn't everything!
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