Accidental Milk Maid, Collection One (Human Dairy Cow Reluctant Lactation Erotica)
Lily is hired to run milking machines at a dairy. But there aren't any cows. Women on all fours line up to be milked! Lily learns to milk and make love to the human milk cows, disciplines a disobedient human cow, and arranges a special session with four lusty farmhands. Collects the first three "Accidental Milkmaid books," at a bargain price. More
Lily is hired to run milking machines at a dairy. But there aren't any cows. Women on all fours line up to be milked! Lily learns to milk and make love to the human milk cows, disciplines a disobedient human cow, and arranges a special session with four lusty farmhands.
12,700 words of milk-soaked reluctant lactation, containing women milked by milking machines, dairy cow fantasy, humiliation and submission, human cow spanking, grass eating by human cows, lesbian lactation, and drenching, dripping sprays of rich, creamy milk!
“Accidental Milk Maid, Collection One” collects “Accidental Milk Maid,” Accidental Milkmaid 2,” and “Accidental Milk Maid,” at a bargain price.
All characters are 18 or over, and all sexual acts are consensual. Read a steamy excerpt below:
"I'm Penny," the redhead at the copier said.
She came over to Lily and offered her hand. Lily shook it, still feeling dazed.
"Welcome to M & H Industries. Milk and Honey. We're going to start you in the milk department."
Lily was still looking at the poster. It showed a big-chested brunette, naked from the waist up. She held one huge breast in both her manicured hands. Milk trickled from her nipple into a glass held by a male hand. From her expression, she appeared to be very happy.
In crisp corporate lettering were the words: If the glass is half-empty, refill it.
Lily turned, examining the next poster. A youthful blonde was on her hands and knees. She wore a business skirt, panty hose, and heels, but no shirt. Her huge breasts dangled down, her head was thrown back, her mouth open, her eyes closed. There was no one else in the picture and she looked… almost in pain.
The other posters were advertisements. "Milk and Honey-- unleash the animal in you!" "Milk and Honey-- the only drink for a real man!" "Ladies love-- Milk and Honey!"
Each ad showed a sleek bottle of what Lily had assumed was some kind of cream liqueur. Beside the bottle was a fancy crystal highball glass filled with a milky substance and then a very handsome man, usually without a shirt and showing off amazing abs.
Lily looked back and forth between the framed ads and the other posters. It couldn't possibly be.... Could it?
All the girls in the office giggled.
Penny leaned in close and whispered, "It is exactly what you're thinking! Sirena and I went to college together, but when we couldn't get good jobs, we began our own start up. Sirena's a chemist, you see, and I'm into marketing."
Lily could barely breathe. It was so outrageous. She had to say it out loud, because it couldn't possibly be true. "You're selling your own....milk? To men?"
"Yep!" Penny looked around proudly. The rest of the girls also bore expressions of pride. "Of course, since the business has taken off, we've had to expand a bit. Which is where you come in!"
Lily felt dazed and a little ashamed. She needed the money, but this seemed wrong. Naughty.
"Don't worry," the lady at the phones said, winking. "Once you begin, you'll love it. We all do!"
Lily bit her lip, trying to think of a response that didn't seem rude. Before she could answer, Penny took her by the elbow and led her briskly toward a door at the end of the office.
"Come along. There's isn't much time to waste. We need to get you started before second milking!"
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