Goldilocks: Blonde Assassin

Rated 4.00/5 based on 3 reviews
It's a world of myth and legend. Ours is the story every child is told before bed time around the world. But this iconic tale has a new twist. You've never seen Goldilocks until you've seen her as the Blonde Assassin. Follow her on a mission that will prevent bedtime from ever being the same. More
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About Chris Van Dyk

Salutations, dear readers! My name is Chris. I've been a writer for a number of years now. My first book, "Awaken: The Hollowstone Chronicles" was originally printed by Tate Publishing in 2009. I have since left Tate and am now publishing exclusively online. My favorite genres are horror, suspense, mystery, fantasy, and sci-fi. Please check back often as I'm getting pretty prolific as of late! The first three books of my Hollowstone Chronicles are now available and have the green light for Premium Catalog status! Book IV has been outlined and I just recently started on it. I'm hoping to release it sometime in 2016 (updated as I was originally planning for 2015... moving to a new state for a new job tends to throw a monkey wrench into writing projects)l. Book V is... well, it's in there somewhere. Stay tuned! I have also written a book about my experiences as an American teaching English in Korea. Trust me, the act of simply taking a shower is enough to write a book over there! Be sure to check out "A Life Less Ordinary!"

I've taken up several smaller, but definitely significant writing projects. I took my first swing at including LGBT writing in my arsenal with "Both Sides of the Fence." In May 2016, I hope to release a series of mind-bending short stories in a collection entitled "An Unusual Anthology." Book IV of the Hollowstone Chronicles (should) be released in October. Lastly, my first children's book, another anthology called "The Heroes Chronicles" should be released on Black Friday 2016.

Other than that, I'm an English teacher, a martial artist, a linguist, and a pretty darn good cook if I do say so myself. I'm originally from Dublin, VA, but I relocated to Carrboro, NC after living for three years in Baton Rouge. When I figure out what I want to be when I grow up, I'll let you know.

Thank you for visiting my page and taking an interest in my books! If you'd like to know more, please feel free to connect with me via Facebook. Sadly, I'm hopelessly addicted to Facebook, but it's a good place to get updates for that reason. Happy reading!

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Review by: Fantasy Rewind on March 15, 2013 :
Well written, but a weird story. Why would someone want to ruin such a nice story? I didn't find it hilarious as earlier reviewer did.
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Review by: Adam Crosier on March 12, 2013 :
Wonderful wonderful! I would turn the stars up to eleven if I could. The untold true story of what happened that day, had me laughing. It took me a short time to read but that's what makes it great, it's an adult bedtime story ( no not one of those you sick minded people). I hope more like this are written an soon!
(review of free book)
Review by: Josh Davis on March 12, 2013 :
Yesterday was my first day as a member of, and the first free book listed in the "free" category was this gem of a short-story. I hesitated to download "Goldilocks: Blonde Assassin" because the cover leaves a lot to be desired, but am happy that I took my primary school librarian's advice, and didn't judge the book by its cover. So short that I was able to read it in 10 minutes, and I was laughing the entire time! HILARIOUS!!!
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