Humans Can Lick, Too (Urban Legend)

Rated 3.00/5 based on 4 reviews
It was Kathy's parent’s anniversary and they planned a weekend getaway leaving Kathy all alone with her dog. Kathy didn't like being left alone, but she knew her parents had been planning this trip for a long time and didn't want to spoil it for them. Kathy was unaware that an inmate escaped from the local jail for attempted murder. More
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Words: 460
Language: English
ISBN: 9781301723546
About Drac Von Stoller

Drac Von Stoller finished out 2016 with 375,917 downloads and 234,332 downloads came from his Number 1 retailer Google Play & Books bringing his total downloads to date of 1,124,822. Also, Drac Von Stoller released 9 short films on Amazon Video on September 30, 2016 that has 128,566 minutes streamed. Drac Von Stoller also signed a Worldwide distribution deal for his film project for 2017 in December 2016. 

Drac Von Stoller reached his goal of over 1 Million downloads of his short stories on September 26, 2016 with (1,000,145) downloads!

Drac Von Stoller finished 9 Short Films that will be out September 30, 2016 on Amazon Video Direct with titles "Bloody Mary," "The Babysitter and the Man Upstairs," "The Haunted Mirror," "The Doll," "The Clown Statue," "The Zombie Bride," "The Vanishing Hitchhiker" starring Clint Eastwood's daughter Kimber Lynn, "No More Mr. Nice Guy." and "Dracula:The Legend Lives."

Amazon Video Direct Links to Drac Von Stoller Films- September 30, 2016

The Babysitter and the Man Upstairs- www.amazon.com/dp/B01LP2HXNS
Zombie Bride - www.amazon.com/dp/B01LP1WJ56
The Vanishing Hitchhiker- www.amazon.com/dp/B01LG7EXXU
Dracula: The Legend Lives- www.amazon.com/dp/B01M125L2P
The Clown- www.amazon.com/dp/B01LP52A10
Bloody Mary- www.amazon.com/dp/B01LRK01SC
No More Mr. Nice Guy- www.amazon.com/dp/B01LW8WTGW
The Haunted Mirror- www.amazon.com/dp/B01LRKC4PU
The Doll- https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01LRKYIYA

Drac Von Stoller had a record day on December 4, 2016 on Google Play & Books with 1,415 downloads of his short stories

Drac Von Stoller has had 180 of his short stories in the Top Selling on Google Books & Play and now in the Top Selling in 32 Categories.

Drac Von Stoller's short story "The Clown" just went Number 1 on iTunes Top Ghost stories in Australia pushing his already Number 1 story "Bloody Mary" to the Number 2 spot on October 9, 2016.

Drac Von Stoller has sold 2,126 Audio Books to date.

Laura Miller from the award-winning Salon News and Entertainment Media web site with 17.5 million monthly visitors Interviewed Drac Von Stoller on Wednesday August 13, 2014. Link below for interview.
http://www.salon.com/2014/08/17/portrait_of_a_self_published_author_drac_von_stollers_invisible_literary_empire/

Audio Books of Drac Von Stoller can be purchased through Audible, Amazon and iTunes.

Check out Drac Von Stoller's "New" Website at dracvonstoller.wix.com/drac & dracvonstoller.wix.com/films
Drac Von Stoller's Audio Books at http://www.audible.com/dracvonstoller
https://www.amazon.com/author/dracvonstoller
Google Books & Play-https://play.google.com/store/search?q=drac+von+stoller

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Reviews

Review by: Hobbe Noxious on May 19, 2015 :
With nothing better to do, I've decided to have a Drac Von Stoller marathon. I'm reading his stories in no sort of order, and this will now be my second foray into his library of the Slightly Spooky. Come join me on this magical carpet ride!
Unfortunately, this particular story is more of what I'm quickly becoming used to. No real descriptions. No back-story. Nothing. Drac seems to have an unfortunate issue with patience, and focus. Rather than going into any real, significant detail, he rushes right in, like a child giving you a play-by-play of his day at school.
"Mrs. Studebaker came into the room, and everyone laughed. Then we all stabbed her. Then we drank juice".
Which doesn't really cut it in the literary world.
(review of free book)

Review by: Walter Lazo on May 03, 2013 :
Von Stoller's writing has improved significantly since last I read him. Still, comma usage needs to be improved, and he, also, needs to get past the habit of telling instead of showing. It is possible to get three or four pages out of every paragraph in this story with the 'show don't tell' paradigm. I'm going to give this story three-stars for two reasons: Mr. Von Stoller is clearly willing to improve his writing, and he obviously loves the horror genre--a plus in my view.
(review of free book)

Review by: Jonathan Antony Strickland on April 08, 2013 : (no rating)
As a response to Michael Carter's limp accusation that my review is bonkers...I say this. 5 stars is not a just score.

If the smashwords system was instead scored out of 10 rather than the humble 5, then Drac's story would have (like that scene from spinal-tap) gone to 11.

So suck on that Mr."Ohhhh...I'm not bonkers".
(review of free book)

Review by: Michael Carter on April 08, 2013 :
Ok so this was sort of fun but a bit rubbish at the same time. If there was a bit more flesh to the story, and a bit more care taken in the writing, this would make a decent 1000-word story. As it is, it is Punctuation Of The Dead, and some of it makes no sense; one minute the main character is sitting, clutching her dog, shivering in fear, but in a few moments she has happily nodded off.

To be fair, Mr.Stoller, this is a little better than your other stories I have read; at least it has a kernel of an original use of a cliched idea, and, for once, there is a detailed [for Drac Von Stoller] gore description here. Now if only you could improve the pyschotic killer's description from just "an inmate".

I can sort of see how reading Von Stoller's stories may become addictive, like picking your nose is addictive.

But that 5 star review from Jonathan Strickland is bonkers.
(review of free book)

Review by: Jonathan Antony Strickland on April 06, 2013 :
HAHAHAHA....This was bloody funny stuff. A really weird nutjob who likes to lick hands.....Pretty sure that this was meant to be a scary story but if you read between the lines you can find some pure comedy gold.

As an extra giggle you should check out the picture as well. I've sometimes woken up under my bed looking like that after having one to many down the booser.

BLOODY BRILLIANT!!!
(review of free book)

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