Atop the crests of the Allegheny mountains lie contained within the most peculiar of hiding places a secret that could help in preserving the rest of humanity should it happen the undead apocalypse, told only as legends by our forefathers do actually occur again. More
Stumbling upon the remains of a desolate structure among the seclusive peaks of this Allegheny mountains (before unnamed) that I believe must have been a house in the distant past, and a grand one at that, I excavated this fascinating information booklet from the most peculiar of hiding places (and in indecent but perfect storage too) in what, from all disguised appearances, I perceive to be the backyard (but now a wilderness of weed). It contains a curious discovery (of sorts) concerning the legendary undead holocaust passed down to us in chronicled forms by our ancestors. Since it is my discovery, and it contains such vital information, why not make as much money as I can from it. Even the data was painfully corrupted in many places and I have taken those pains to repair it without modifying its contents and digimmortalizing it so anyone can own a copy. You'll thank me later.
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on Aug. 21, 2013 :
Having been born and raised in South Western Pennsylvania and having missed a chance to be a zombie in Romero's original "Dawn of the Dead" it takes a strong idea or strong execution for me to invest in a zombie story. This has both. It feels like you're reading a hurriedly penned notebook, complete with strikethroughs. I did see the ending coming, but that in no way diminished the story.