"Rosalind is an asshole. She has just walked up to you in school and called you a fat pig, despite never having spoken to you before. She has hair in a shiny brushed helmet and is considered very pretty. She wears an a-line grey skirt and is always immaculate. She is an asshole because her mother has led her to believe that looking perfect makes you perfect. You always thought she was very pretty, but this incident made you realise that she was actually very ugly."
This was worth a try......Funny.
(review of free book)