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You know it's a guilty pleasure. It starts out innocently enough, of course. An interest. A curiosity, if you would. But it definitely is enough to get you to explore it more and in greater detail. But that's not enough. You can feel your heart racing, your breath growing short.
You want to find out more.
You need to find out more.
You need to explore the twisted mind that you know as Joe Mudak. Who is he? What is this all about? Where will it all end? You know it's wrong but it feels so right, so passionate, so sensual, so ... needful. Now that the beast within you has been uncaged, the only thing you can do is feed it, and feed it you shall...
Exposed to mind-altering cartoons, movies, and books as a child, Joe Mudak grew up with a hidden shadow personality that schemed to show the world the joys of reading erotica and now, you can see for yourself the results of those schemes.
Let Joe Mudak into your mind; you won't regret it....
on Jan. 04, 2014 :
Call it "Thinking Man's Sex."
That's what you get with Joe Mudak's "Quickies, Volume 2."
While I have nothing against pure stroke material (as long as it's done well), Mudak gives you that and more: something to think about both during and after the stroke, stretching out the pleasure.
"Do You Like Deep Hyp-No-Sis," a play on Dr. Suess's "Green Eggs and Ham," is in the form of a long poem -- a first for me, the porno poem!
The "Mad Scientists’ Convention Keynote Speech" will have you chuckling even as you're reaching for the lube.
"A Game of Cat and Mouse" appears to be your standard teen porn story, until you get to the startling end.
And then there's "Last Will and Testicle," featuring the kind of last will we'd all love to be able to make.
Not only does Joe Mudak successfully combine humor and hot sex, he does it in a way that most Internet authors apparently cannot: using proper grammar and correct spelling, so that the reader can actually follow the action, and not risk losing that hard-on while trying to figure out just what the fuck the writer is trying to say.
(reviewed within a month of purchase)