Linda Jordan lives in the rainy wilds of the Pacific Northwest and writes Fantasy and Science Fiction, for adults and teens. She includes strange plants, weird animals and bizarre situations in her stories. She’s attempting to perfect the genre of Optimistic Post Apocalyptic Fiction as well as Old Women Transforming Stories. In the real world she avoids pulling weeds, vacuuming and having any fashion sense. A perfect day involves staying in her pajamas, watching fluffy movies and eating chocolate. The odds of such simple things coinciding are surprisingly astronomical.