A Greasy Spoon Life

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It's a difficult stressful week when you start talking to your cutlery...

A crazy, silly, funny and sad story about a poor depressed spoon.

Have a free chuckle today, and never be comfortable in your kitchen again.

A story of 2300 words. More
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About Michael Carter

THANKS FOR VISITING MY PAGE

******FANTASY NOVELETTE "THE BEAR AND THE BOGGLE" FORTHCOMING IN STUPEFYING STORIES*****

******'"THE STEPS AT SILLOTH" TO BE PUBLISHED IN 'CUMBRIAN CTHULHU' IN 2016******

***** OVER 16,000 DOWNLOADS THROUGH SMASHWORDS *****

I'm a writer of mainly horror, science-fiction and fantasy stories, and live with my wife and cats in County Durham, England. When I'm not being a full-time registered carer, I enjoy writing, reading, watching films and TV, drinking good beer with good friends, and collecting rejection letters.

My horror/fantasy story "Lach Nach N'Gai, With Salad" is to appear in the anthology, "OUR WORLD OF HORROR", soon to be published by Eldritch Press. Other stories [and occasional poem] have been published in small press magazines and e-zines including, "The Colored Lens", "Cthulhu Cultus", "Dark Legacy", "Dread", "Pop Fiction", "The Domain", "The Ancient Track", "Blue Silver Dementia"; "Frightnet", "Nightscapes", "Dark Portal", "Magnetic Fiction" "alt.ghoststories.", "Writers Dungeon", and "Raise The Dead".

My many influences include H.P.Lovecraft, Stephen King, Clark Ashton Smith, Thomas Ligotti, Angela Carter, Sue Townsend and many more.

Of the stories here, UNCONTAINABLE is the most recently written while HUNTING COMP, OBLIVIOUS and CONS go back to the mid 1990's.

Thanks to all who have downloaded, read or reviewed my stories. Like most writers [some don't give a hoot], any feedback is very important to me, and I appreciate every review.

Comments, queries, or correspondence can be sent off to mickcarter1978@gmail.com or on Twitter @mickcarter78

Enjoy.

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Reviews

Review by: James Jenkins on June 4, 2017 :
A bit strange, but fun and different
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Review by: Gretchen Ross on June 1, 2017 :
Awesome.
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Review by: Oliver Cordwell on May 31, 2017 :
Was sent a link to this story by a friend. I enjoyed it and I think YOU will too (hint hint)
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Review by: Jennifer Hampton on May 31, 2017 :
A spoonful of wonderful comedy. :)
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Review by: James Riddel on May 29, 2017 :
I love funny little stories so this one appealed to me.
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Review by: Jeremy Rollins on May 29, 2017 :
There's only one thing you have to remember, there is no spoon hehe sorry couldn't help myself.
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Review by: Taylor Jensen on May 26, 2017 :
funny little read.
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Review by: Phillip Christie on May 23, 2017 :
Deceptively deep for such a little story, funny and moving at times.
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Review by: Ivy Archer on May 19, 2017 :
Funny stuff, reminded me of that other hilariously absurd British writer, Richard Batchelor.
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