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Lev Parikian was born.
After a tediously lengthy period of growing, he became an adult.
He spends a lot of time standing in front of people waving his arms in the hope that sounds will materialise.
He also spends a lot of time staring at a computer screen in the hope that words will materialise.
The production of this book is therefore a triumph of hope over experience.
He lives in London with his [redacted], [redacted], and three domesticated (and, rest assured, entirely neutralised) [redacted].
He has never been to Uzbekistan.