My Erotica – Out to Dry

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Rated 4.73/5 based on 11 reviews
A collection of nine of my erotica short stories in one volume for your enjoyment. Covering a range of subjects from futuristic situations to cuckoldry, from outrageous sexual humour to sex in fantasy worlds.Some stories will make you laugh until you wet yourself, others will make you cry, or shake your head in disgust. This is a broad sample of my works, on special for you. I hope you enjoy them. More

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About Mister Average

Mister Average is a pen name of one of the most prolific writers of erotic short stories.
Most of my stories have a message, or a question. Yes, they are naughty, but they often also present a dilemma. Most contain some love and romance, most of them reflect what we are like in our average lives.
The characters are generally normal, average, people - like me and you in realistic situations, in realistic fantasies.
I write about the kinds of things you fantasize about.

If you follow me on Twitter you will find out about free days and discount coupons that I send out from time to time and you will see every new release.

Enjoy.

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Reviews

Review by: Snurre D on Sep. 07, 2013 :
What a delightful collection of erotic short stories! Mr. Average is definitely not your average writer - he knows his way with words and it also looks like he knows his way with quite a lot of other things. The stories are, well, hot. All of them. Plus different kinds of plots and interesting characters make every single story very unique. They are all full-blown literary works and each is different from the rest.

One thing I loved about this collection of stories is that it's about ordinary people and not some movie stars. You read the stories and you think: "I could end up in a situation like this!" (well, probably not me personally, but you got my meaning). The characters are alive and they live their lives, passions and whims on Mr. Average's pages.

I would recommend this book to everyone who enjoys reading erotica.
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Review by: Kristell Ink on Sep. 01, 2013 :
A great collection of stories; well-told, erotic, relevant and humorous. Nicely balanced and paced, I am happy to say the grammar and punctuation is top notch. You think that doesn't matter with erotica? Think again. It's vital if you want to establish yourself as a credible writer, and I think the author has done a fine job.

Nice, well done.
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Review by: Deede Jones on Aug. 31, 2013 :
Goodness, it's getting a bit hot, I need to fan myself. What an amazing collection! All wonderfully written, all chock full of just the right balance of detail and action, and most importantly, all immensely erotic.

The humor evident in some of the stories was also greatly appreciated. It makes the stories all the more witty and charming. And makes this collection stand out amongst its peers.

And the characterizations were fabulous - these were everyday people, not cardboard cutouts or one dimensional beings like we all-too-often see in storytelling. This collection is a must have! I will definitely recommending it to everyone who will listen!
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Review by: Peter Devlin on Aug. 31, 2013 :
An absolute gem of a collection. The erotic scenes are very vivid and offer tantalising details that really made it come alive in my head.

The great thing is that as a collection of stories, it jumps from one scenario to another and the whole thing feels light and there was always an erotic scene either taking place or coming up.

Couldn't ask for more really.
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Review by: Erica Brunt on Aug. 30, 2013 :
This is the most unique and entertaining collection of erotica that I've read. Some of them are just sexy, while others are purely hilarious. This feels like "real" sex - you can imagine yourself in the situations written about. They aren't cookie-cutter perfect, but they're still erotic and silly and all-around great.

The story about farting was possibly my favorite. It was short but hilarious. Looking over Mister Average's other short stories, I can tell just by the titles that I need to read some of them ASAP! Based on this collection alone, I can tell he's a funny, versatile author.
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Review by: george papas on Aug. 30, 2013 :
If you are searching for an erotic book that contains fun and entertaining short erotic stories, then My Erotica - Out to Dry is the one for you. The book and its nine stories are very amusing and will make you laugh while you read them. But you will also experience other emotions along the way.

The stories are well-written, the descriptions are similarly good. But the most important thing for me and what I think makes this book worth reading is the humor. All the situations that are described in these nine mini-stories and the way they unfold make you enjoy yourself while reading it.

Although it was my first time reading a book from Mr.Average, I have to admit that the won my attention and my admiration. I will be looking forward to the next book from him.
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Review by: Lebora M on Aug. 29, 2013 :
My Erotica Out to Dry was, without a doubt, the most unique and hilarious collection of erotic short stories I have ever read in my life. Considering the number of stories (erotic and otherwise) I read each week that is saying something. The sex scenes were well-written and deliciously erotic and that was what I was looking for. Ultimately what I enjoyed most were the not so average characters, story lines, and humor.

While I did enjoy all of the stories there was one that really stood out to me. The Girl Who Farted During Sex had me laughing so hard I think I alarmed my pet. After reading the title and description I honestly didn't think the author was going to pull off that story line. Fortunately I was extremely wrong. Mister Average's tale of erotic accidental flatulence completely made my day. Even if the rest of the stories in the collection were not good (they were so don't worry) I would still recommend My Erotic Out to Dry based on the awesomeness of that one story.
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Review by: Lauren Calvin on Aug. 29, 2013 :
Oh my goodness what an interesting collection of sexy stories! This is my first time reading Mr. Average, but so far I'm liking what he does with erotica and humor.

This is a fun read, I look forward to reading more of Mr. Average!
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Review by: Liliane Bird on Aug. 28, 2013 :
Mister Average sure does like writing lite, funny porn. He seems to revel in the crazy scenarios, and the voice often seems like tongue-in-cheek satire. While it certainly won't be for everyone, this is the kind of light reading you might do while on the train on the way home from work to get your mind off work and ready to enjoy your evening. It's not fine literature, but it isn't supposed to be. It's fun.

I haven't read enough of Mister Average to know if all the books are like this, but my guess is that they are all a romp, and the writers enjoyment comes through loud and clear.
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Review by: Sally Burnes on Aug. 28, 2013 :
Gosh, how seriously hot, and the variety of ideas!!
I really enjoyed this although I felt at times as though you were pushing ME to my limits. lol
The last story was interesting, but bad news for women if your vision is true.
Thank you.
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Review by: hrhsophia on Aug. 28, 2013 :
Some pretty good stories, good variety.
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