Mittens

Adult Erotica
Rated 4.50/5 based on 2 reviews
"Mittens" is a silly and lighthearted story of two women falling in love, one of whom is deliciously kinky and the other delightfully nerdy. This first novella-length episode contains some authority kink, mild watersports fantasy, a brief discussion on vibration modification, domination/submission, cuddles, toast, an inexplicable fixation on boxing gloves, and lots of love, light and laughter. More
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About Phoenix Baker

Hello! I write smut. Or rather, I write happy, sex-positive stories that aren't afraid of the occasional bit of blatant humanity. When was the last time you saw a character in a novel stop mid-sentence to sneeze? Or walk into a room, immediately forget what the hell she went in there for, and wander around for a minute trying to remember what she was doing? These little malfunctions are a part of being alive, and I think we need to see more of them in our fiction. I hope that you enjoy my stories about malfunctioning humans who fall in love and do really weird things to each other.

About me:
I am kept warm and dry by a beautiful redhead, who keeps me in a little hutch at the bottom of her garden. I write my stories in the dirt with a stick, and then I sit on them until they hatch into ebooks. I give those ebooks to Amazon and Smashwords, and then people send me shiny pennies by abstracting them into ones and zeroes and pushing them to me through a big hose. I don't properly understand how it works, but it lets me buy more carrots, so that's okay.

Amazon told me to write a proper biography like the guy who wrote "Angela's Ashes," but he uses his real name and has won awards, and he probably writes using a computer or something, not a stick. I haven't won any awards.

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About the Series: Mittens
A series of stories, some short and some long, about two best friends who fall in love and do really weird things to each other.

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Reviews

Phoenix Gold Rivers reviewed on Dec. 18, 2018

I thoroughly enjoyed everything about this, and appreciated discovering your writing skill and storytelling prowess very much, this being the first of your books I have read. Thank you for making it available for everyone to enjoy.

As a bonus, it's probably the first story I've encountered that has the power play dynamic as a main theme that I've actually been able to enjoy. That's outside of my usual kink preferences, but it was done very playfully and lovingly here and felt genuine without being malicious or too ego driven, which are my usual turnoffs with the concept. For what it's worth, thank you for that as well.
(review of free book)
Tanilen reviewed on Sep. 14, 2013

Cute story, well written. I liked the power play the couple engaged in and I look forward to the sequel.
(reviewed the day of purchase)
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