Glory, Victory, and Fortune were all at my place. We'd been drinking. I fired up the hot tub and went in search of champagne, and when I returned, bottles and flutes in hand, there they were...naked, immersed, and ogling me hungrily--which confused me, because as we all know, those ladies are vocally bisexual. When I asked why they'd halted the party, Glory, Victory, and voluptuous Fortune all replied as one: "We didn't want to start without you!" So yeah, I'm doin' alright.