A Wizard’s Viral is a peace of Germant Errorism and establishes a New Word Order to answer questions like: – How many times a thong is a granny panty? – Why do women who are expecting twins have two nipples? – What kind of animal is a xebra? Capable of transmuting a whole adjective into a pure noun, Viral literally changes the nature of things. It is a potent instrument. Make it yours. Get surpris More
A Wizard’s Viral is the world’s seminal address on Germant Errorism, establishing a New Word Order to once and for all provide answer to, among many others, the following 7 globally flamming questions: 1 – How many times a thong is a granny panty? 2 – How many times more expesive than regular ink is magic ink? 3 – Does the costume make the wizard? 4 – What doctor should you go see if you got a blood clot on your neck? 5 – Why do women who are expecting twins have two nipples? 6 – Why is Charlie’s chin ringing your bell? 7 – What kind of animal is a xebra? A Wizard’s Viral contains precise instructions on how to construct a Philosopher’s Stone in 423 easy steps that take you from the present unto eternity along a journey through a Dark Hole and out via the help of Italics and, not one but, two Mystery Maps. In lieu of a cherry, and on top of several dozen layers of crisp jokes, A Wizard’s Viral offers 24 virgin catchprases and a hymn to grandpa Zeus. If hybris is exuding mediocrity having accomplished something superior, by the power vested in me by this NWO, I sting down with my quill the banner “bigenius” having stepped upon this precipice. What more can one want for their dollar? If nothing else, A Wizard’s Viral is an instrument sufficiently elaborate and humongous to betransmute a whole adjective into a pure noun. Viral can, literally, change the nature of things. It is a potent instrument. Make it yours. Get surprised.