20 Common Questions About Farts

Think you know everything there is to know about mankind's favorite green gas? Well, Donald Rump has something in store for you!

Inside, you'll finally get to the bottom of many age-old questions, including:

- Where do farts come from?
- Are farts people?
- Do farts die?
- Do all farts go to heaven?
- What should I do if a zombie farts on me?

And many, many more! More

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About Donald Rump

When he's not writing about old, crusty farts, Donald Rump writes about actual farts--the stinkier the better. He is also an advocate of the No Fart Left Behind program and marriage equality for all gaseous entities great and small. Apparently, he also gives dating advice.

Mr. Rump lives in Southern Maryland with his pet fart Floofy.

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