Twas The Bite Before Christmas

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It was Christmas Eve night just like all the other Christmas Eve’s night before it, but this Christmas Eve night things were about to become ugly for Santa Claus.
As Santa was climbing down the chimney he climbed down one he should have passed by.
This chimney happened to be Castle Drac Von Stoller’s and the Count was in no mood for any visitors. More
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Words: 440
Language: English
ISBN: 9781311676627
About Drac Von Stoller

Drac Von Stoller presents "Horrifying Tales From The Dead" 9 Vignettes of Horror You Never Expected on one DVD – Will Keep You Up at Night… COMING SOON! Posted on October 19,2017 Contact Jeeters and Deuters web address-http://www.jeetersanddeutersentertainment.com/contact/

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Drac Von Stoller's audio book "35 Tales of Terror from the Vault," was Number 1 on Audible in Sci-Fi & Fantasy, Short Stories & Anthologies 3-6 hours in the US. 8/17/17

Drac Von Stoller's short story "Bloody Mary"​ has been Number "1"​ for over 6 months solid in the US and Number 1 in 26 Countries over the course of two years and also has had 48 reach #1 on iBooks.

Drac Von Stoller's total downloads to date are 1,410,477. Also, Drac Von Stoller released 9 short films on Amazon Video on September 30, 2016.Drac Von Stoller also signed a Worldwide distribution deal for his film project for 2017 in December 2016 with Jeeters and Deuters who also signed a deal to distribute all of their videos including Drac Von Stoller's. 

Drac Von Stoller reached his goal of over 1 Million downloads of his short stories on September 26, 2016 with (1,000,145) downloads!

Drac Von Stoller finished 9 Short Films that will be out September 30, 2016 on Amazon Video Direct with titles "Bloody Mary," "The Babysitter and the Man Upstairs," "The Haunted Mirror," "The Doll," "The Clown Statue," "The Zombie Bride," "The Vanishing Hitchhiker" starring Clint Eastwood's daughter Kimber Lynn, "No More Mr. Nice Guy." and "Dracula:The Legend Lives."

Amazon Video Direct Links to Drac Von Stoller Films- September 30, 2016

The Babysitter and the Man Upstairs- www.amazon.com/dp/B01LP2HXNS
Zombie Bride - www.amazon.com/dp/B01LP1WJ56
The Vanishing Hitchhiker- www.amazon.com/dp/B01LG7EXXU
Dracula: The Legend Lives- www.amazon.com/dp/B01M125L2P
The Clown- www.amazon.com/dp/B01LP52A10
Bloody Mary- www.amazon.com/dp/B01LRK01SC
No More Mr. Nice Guy- www.amazon.com/dp/B01LW8WTGW
The Haunted Mirror- www.amazon.com/dp/B01LRKC4PU
The Doll- https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01LRKYIYA

Drac Von Stoller had a record day on May 26, 2017 on Google Play & Books with 3,562 downloads of his short stories.

Drac Von Stoller has had 180 of his short stories in the Top Selling on Google Books & Play and now in the Top Selling in 32 Categories.

Drac Von Stoller has sold 2,803 Audio Books to date.

Laura Miller from the award-winning Salon News and Entertainment Media web site with 17.5 million monthly visitors Interviewed Drac Von Stoller on Wednesday August 13, 2014. Link below for interview.
http://www.salon.com/2014/08/17/portrait_of_a_self_published_author_drac_von_stollers_invisible_literary_empire/

Audio Books of Drac Von Stoller can be purchased through Audible, Amazon and iTunes.

Check out Drac Von Stoller's websites at dracvonstoller.wix.com/drac & dracvonstoller.wix.com/films
Drac Von Stoller's Audio Books at http://www.audible.com/dracvonstoller
https://www.amazon.com/author/dracvonstoller
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Also in Series: 31 Horrifying Tales from the Dead Volume 5

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Reviews

Review by: Hobbe Noxious on May 19, 2015 :
A story filled with withered possibility. Paths contained within, all with brightly coloured neon signs, pointing the way to greatness.... all passed by, in favour of the muddy road leading to disappointment.
If you think about it, who would be the ultimate vampire? Santa Claus. A man able to essentially stop time, so he can travel the globe, to reach every house in one night. He could create endless night with the blink of an eye... and yet, in this story, he somehow forgets whose house he just landed on top of?
On top of all that, the whole story ends up feeling like a poor imitation of A Nightmare Before Christmas. No sir, I don't like it.
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Review by: Jonathan Antony Strickland on Jan. 13, 2014 :
Like most of Drac's work this could do with a bit more depth. For example, why doesn't Santa and the vampire (who turns out to be Drac himself) have a bit more of a scrap. I mean Santa might be a jolly fat man who likes saying "Ho Ho Ho" a lot but at the end of the day his still a big alcoholic bastard who can pack a punch (all those mince pies and shots of sherry should mean it would take a lot more than a little hypnotic stare before old fat-boy gave in to old red eyes).

Still, this wasn't a bad read and the picture for the story (as with all Drac's stories) is fantastic.
(review of free book)

Review by: Michael Carter on Jan. 09, 2014 :
This is perhaps the least-worst story of von Stoller's I have read. Santa meets Drac von Stoller; that's essentially it.

To be fair, the writing is a little better than I remember and the story might be good for reading out to small, nervous, pale, poorly kids who don't get out much.
(review of free book)

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