The Bob Claus

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What happens if Santa can't finish his route on Christmas Eve? Somebody else has to do it, right? What if that was an Army paratrooper who landed on Santa and knocked him out? He'd need help, right? Like an elf who knows the ropes, maybe. And a beautiful, sexy elven maiden would be good help, right? I mean ... what could possibly go wrong in this scenario? More

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Words: 27,720
Language: English
ISBN: 9781311404824
About Robert Lubrican

I grew up in the fifties and sixties, and that is reflected in my books quite often. I spent twenty years in law enforcement, and traveled the world, which also can be seen in my books and stories. While the genre I write in is technically called erotic romance, what I actually write are stories with a plot, which include sexual behavior on the part of the characters. That is because most people's lives include sex and erotic gratification. And, since most people wonder about lifestyles that are sometimes called taboo, or forbidden, I write about them, occasionally too. I believe that two consenting adults know more about their own happiness than anyone else, and that even if they are mistaken, they have the right to make their own choices. I also believe that love is the key to making choices that will not turn out to be mistakes.
Many of my ideas involve coming of age, which usually takes place in the early to mid teens. Publishing standards, however, require that all characters in the published version of the book be over 18. That's not realistic, but it's just the way things are. If you purchase one of my books and would like to have the original version, unedited for age, send a copy of your receipt to and I'll happily provide you with a copy of the original at no additional cost. It is not illegal to write or possess such versions. It's just unpopular with certain special interest groups who desire to restrict your freedom.

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Review by: Jaded Cynic on Feb. 06, 2015 :
Lubrican has written 'naughty fairy tales' in the past - often adaptations of traditional stories that he makes...'rational explanations' for, such that you might well come away from reading "Goldie Lox and the Three Behrs" with a fleeting impression that 'hey, the way he describes it, it could actually happen'.

And so it is with this story. To tell more could potentially spoil the story, but Mr. L once again takes an unlikely premise, couches it in a believable setting with sufficient detail to give you a solid foundation to start from...and then gives you sturdy structure to climb to get to that 'pie in the sky' idea. And best of all, the sturdy structure is a delight to look at and interact with...just like what a good architect would create. (in-joke)

If you even a tiny part of you that 'still believes in fairy tales', you'll want to read this story!
(reviewed the day of purchase)

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