The Emo Bunny That Should

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Emo the Bunny was a sad bunny. He preferred gloomy days, walks over a cliff and misery of any sort. One day he saw something very unusual. Normally he'd take a nap and try to forget about it, but for some reason he took an interest. Then things happened. Emo the Bunny hated it when things happened.

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About John H. Carroll

John H. Carroll was the youngest of seven children and was born in Atlanta, Georgia in 1970 where he was kept in a dresser drawer with the clean socks. Luckily, he wasn’t kept with the dirty socks or else he might have grown up to become slightly warped.
As a child, John spent most of his time wandering through the Mojave Desert in an attempt to avoid people. He would stare at the sky, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. One of his favorite memories is watching his dad build the fuselage of Evel Kneivel’s skycycle in their garage. One of his least favorite moments was watching that skycycle fall into the Snake River. (Not his dad’s fault and he has documentation to prove it, so nyah)
As a teenager, John spent most of his time driving wherever he could in an attempt to avoid people. He would stare at the road, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. He was the captain of the chess team, lettered in golf and band while in high school, and wasn’t beaten up anywhere near as much as one might imagine.
As an adult, John spends most of his time staring at a computer screen in an attempt to avoid people. He stares at the monitor for hours, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. Occasionally, he looks around to see what’s happening on planet Earth. Quite frankly, it frightens him. He’s just going to do his best to write as many books as he can before aliens disintegrate humanity for being so irritating.
Emo bunny minions surround John at most times. He is their imaginary friend and they look to him for guidance. At one point, they took over the world. No one noticed because they left everything exactly as it was. They gave the world back after a week because it was depressing.
The Ryallon Series is his most popular endeavor into the field of writing. His Stories for Demented Children have lightened the hearts of many strange children and adults. He writes in the evenings and weekends whenever possible.

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About the Series: Stories for Demented Children
Odd stories for children. Follow the tales of anti-heroes through misadventures and mishaps. Emo bunnies, zombies, rainbows, an unholy cow, nanoworms, zombies, a panda, a phairyphant, Steampunk animals, and sugar plum fairies share adventure across the pages.

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THG StarDragon Publishing reviewed on May 22, 2012

This was my first introduction to John Carrol's stories. It was not long before I was reading it with my daughter Athena, as it suits her sense of humor. Together we have read several of the "Demented" Tales and have loved them all. We both appreciate the light-hearted and fast pace, and in this tale it is hard not to yell "I KNEW there was something twisted about the Easter Bunny..." Emo Bunny will always be able to get cuddles in our household (though cuddles through Nooks are tough to give).
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Jill Witmer reviewed on Feb. 5, 2012

I loved it! I can't wait for my grandson is old enouh for me to read it to him. He's just a month old. My kids wil love this.
(review of free book)
Mike reviewed on Sep. 19, 2011

That was a lot of fun, very imaginative from the coffin to what bears do to little fluffy animals in the woods:)
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Casey Crayne reviewed on Feb. 20, 2011

Loved it, must read for people that are open to things being a little different.
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Patti reviewed on Jan. 25, 2011

At last - MY kind of children's book! If you love gloom, wear lots of black, prefer dark days and never wanted to go play when you were a child, I strongly suggest you read The Emo Bunny That Should. It's a good punk/emo/goth read, and you'll learn more than you wanted to know about the Easter Bunny :D
(review of free book)

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