The Hall of Condiments

Rated 3.00/5 based on 2 reviews
If you're programming an Artificial Intelligence that can read people's minds, don't. If you do, don't let it read fantasy novels or cookbooks. And if you do that, don't, whatever you do, forget to build in an emergency shutdown. And if you do THAT, well, you're just plain stupid...
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About Jon Hartford

I'm a website designer, maintainer and optimizer living in Colorado; I also do video editing for the Colorado Food and Fun Network ( Writing makes sense as a complement to those skills, and NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month) sounded interesting, so I signed up for it in 2010 (and won). In January 2011 I decided to continue practicing writing fiction for fun and profit. Please let me know if it's any good! ;D

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Review by: Mary Clyde on Dec. 8, 2013 :
Got to be the stupidist book I've ever read. I agree with W. Addison Gast and I found it near impossible to follow.
The cover sucked me in. Bad mistake on my part.
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Review by: W. Addison Gast on April 9, 2011 : (no rating)
How did it make it thru the copy edit desk,spellcheck.grammer check and metagrinder. Like,silly in a word
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Review by: Sparksy Dash on Feb. 26, 2011 :
I absolutely LOVE this book. I want a sequel. It is very funny and it is so odd but I kinda see Ken's point of hating mayo.

I give it five out of five.
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